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Firefly


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''A piece of grey tarmac is in a bar with a piece of red tarmac,''

''A piece of green tarmac walks in, grabs red's drink, and saunters off. Red tarmac, outraged, gets up to follow, but grey tarmac says, 'Leave it.' 'But he stole my drink!' fumes red. 'Yeah', says grey, 'but mate, believe me, you don't want to mess with him. He's a cycle path.' ''




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Oh, dear! Where do you get them?



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Is That One For the Road????  wink



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Firefly, that's not a "really" bad joke. It's a terribly, awfully, dreadfully, appallingly bad joke.
But quite funny!
Cheers, Tony

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Thanks Tony, glad you noticed.



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I blame it on the English language. Between the spelling and mixed meanings, there are so many options.
Do you have to pick that one?
Very punny!

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