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jimricho · jimricho

Confucius say,"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....

gubby · gubby

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer.Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."

Firefly · Firefly

T H E I T A L I A N E L B O W An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301. I will buzz...

Firefly · Firefly

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their wives at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies, remember that exercise i...

Firefly · Firefly

robell · robell

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a b...

Firefly · Firefly

WHAT CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off clif...

Firefly · Firefly

Firefly · Firefly

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a...

gubby · gubby

Where Have You Been???I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito, either. I hear no one recognises you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport - apparently you...

Travel Bug · Travel Bug

I think this is funny... Hope you do too. Just click on the link. Cheers. Pam. http://www.llerrah.com/campground.htm

Firefly · Firefly

Loffty · Loffty

It's an oldie but a goodie. Enjoy Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The eff...

jimbo · jimbo

Why She Changed MotelsLast week, she checked into the caravan park in Bundaberg Queensland in a cabin and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page...

robell · robell

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.. She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'He replied in a rasp...

Loffty · Loffty

The Green Party got 8% of the vote in the recent European parliament elections. They would have done better but most of their voters put their ballot papers in the recycling bin... Doh.

jimbo · jimbo

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't k...

robell · robell

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep **** now!" Noticing some bones on t...

pipes · pipes

Little Jimmy was in fourth class at his local primary school. When the teacher asked the class a question, Jimmy always knew the answer, but even though he had his hand up first, the teacher would ask some other boy what the answer was, then give the kid a jellybean. This really upset little Jimmy, so he...

Firefly · Firefly

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Confucius say (Preview) *Confucius say,"If you are in a book store and cannot find* the book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....**	jimricho	4	1257	09:59 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	oops (Preview) A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer.Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."	gubby	3	1242	09:56 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	Italian Grandparents. (Preview) T H E I T A L I A N E L B O W An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301. I will buzz...	Firefly	2	1137	09:45 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	Women Love Sensitive Men. (Preview) The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their wives at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies, remember that exercise i...	Firefly	4	1173	09:39 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	Seniors Dating Agency (Preview)	Firefly	2	1157	09:36 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	Love grandkids (Preview) RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a b...	robell	3	1025	09:33 PM May 22, 2011 by goinsoon
	What Confucious Didn't Say (Preview) WHAT CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off clif...	Firefly	2	1003	09:06 PM May 21, 2011 by goinsoon
	Finally A Wine Glass That Makes Sense. (Preview)	Firefly	0	1304	06:12 PM May 20, 2011 by Firefly
	Raisin Bread (Preview) *A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who* *likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.* *One day a young man enters the store, glances* *at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread* *behind the counter. Noticing the length of her* *skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the* *raisin bread, he has a...*	Firefly	2	1329	10:18 AM May 19, 2011 by Pam
	Where have you been? (Preview) Where Have You Been???I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito, either. I hear no one recognises you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport - apparently you...	gubby	1	1023	07:35 PM May 18, 2011 by sucastja
	Does Your Campground Have a BC? (Preview) I think this is funny... Hope you do too. Just click on the link. Cheers. Pam. http://www.llerrah.com/campground.htm	Travel Bug	5	1283	07:02 AM May 17, 2011 by Firefly
	Have You Ever Woken Up In Someone Elses Bed? (Preview)	Firefly	2	1055	10:56 PM May 16, 2011 by Travel Bug
	Taser (Preview) It's an oldie but a goodie. Enjoy Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The eff...	Loffty	1	921	05:01 PM May 15, 2011 by robell
	Press 9 (Preview) *Why She Changed Motels*Last week, she checked into the caravan park in Bundaberg Queensland in a cabin and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page...	jimbo	1	933	12:04 PM May 15, 2011 by sucastja
	highest help (Preview) A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.. She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'He replied in a rasp...	robell	0	969	06:54 PM May 14, 2011 by robell
	Election (Preview) The Green Party got 8% of the vote in the recent European parliament elections. They would have done better but most of their voters put their ballot papers in the recycling bin... Doh.	Loffty	1	935	07:53 PM May 13, 2011 by gubby
	Golf! (Preview) A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't k...	jimbo	1	1013	05:34 PM May 13, 2011 by Firefly
	Age makes wisdom (Preview) An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep **** now!" Noticing some bones on t...	robell	1	922	03:44 PM May 13, 2011 by Firefly
	pick me, pick me ! (Preview) Little Jimmy was in fourth class at his local primary school. When the teacher asked the class a question, Jimmy always knew the answer, but even though he had his hand up first, the teacher would ask some other boy what the answer was, then give the kid a jellybean. This really upset little Jimmy, so he...	pipes	2	1011	03:13 PM May 13, 2011 by robell
	"How To Be Cruel To Old Guys Eye Chart." (Preview)	Firefly	0	1486	12:40 PM May 13, 2011 by Firefly
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