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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and  
listened to her prayers which ended by saying:"God bless Mommy,  
God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like  
the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months  
later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers  
which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and  
goodbye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy Moley, thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the  
otherside."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard  
her say:"God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy."
He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go  
to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and  
watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he  
would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of  
the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and  
jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went  
home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late,  
what's the matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst  
day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what  
happened to me. this morning.  My golf pro dropped dead in the  
middle of my lesson."

 



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