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What Confucious Didn't Say


 

WHAT CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY


Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
 
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
 
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
 
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
 
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
 
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
 
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.
 
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
 
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
 
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
 
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
 
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
 
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
 
Man who live in glass house  should change clothes in basement.
 
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
 
Finally  CONFUCIUS SAY. . ...
 
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"



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ROFLMAO!!! Love it!!

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He also say

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

He who plays with self, pulls boner.

Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.

Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.




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