Just Joking

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Moving to Nevada A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free. Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom &a...

clazandaza · clazandaza

Not enough funds for target stands.

Blonderer · Blonderer

Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in hospital, dying of nothing...

Firefly · Firefly

A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire Businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive...

Firefly · Firefly

THE IRISH PRIEST An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a Fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the...

clazandaza · clazandaza

Amazing what you can get free on the Government!!! If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a pat down, and if you mention Al Queda, you get a free colonoscopy!.

jimbo · jimbo

Wheelie Bin > > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to t...

Blonderer · Blonderer

Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Blonderer · Blonderer

Letting the cat out of the bag, is a whole lot easier than putting it back in !

Blonderer · Blonderer

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!

Blonderer · Blonderer

If you have noticed this notice, you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

Firefly · Firefly

Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. T...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A man walks into the council office, & says to the Customer Service Officer: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a councillor." "I need some practice for becoming a member of parliament" The receptionist repli...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Australia. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ Bass Strait ~~~ Eas...

Blonderer · Blonderer

An onion can make people cry, but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh..

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the sh...

pipes · pipes

Hey, you seen the ad. on TV, about the hardware store with the brown and yellow dogs as part of their sales. Well, when working in a northern town some years ago, I noticed that one of the local hardware stores had removed the two metal dogs and put them in a fenced off area next to the shop. The bloke who own...

clazandaza · clazandaza

A teacher's story about Stuttering A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could becom...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

I don't know whether these are genuine responses, but who cares? They are sooooo true. For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on:- At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with t...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

UK credit crisis worsens SOMEONE has to pay for the wedding

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A low budget; (Preview) Moving to Nevada A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free. Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom &a...	justcruisin01	2	1069	10:51 AM Mar 14, 2011 by jimbo
	A jobs a job. (Preview) Not enough funds for target stands.	clazandaza	1	1358	12:56 PM Mar 13, 2011 by Beth54
	Health... (Preview) Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in hospital, dying of nothing...	Blonderer	0	1050	02:49 PM Mar 10, 2011 by Blonderer
	Jewish Divorce... (Preview) A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire Businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive...	Firefly	1	1378	02:23 PM Mar 9, 2011 by justcruisin01
	Irish Priest (Preview) THE IRISH PRIEST An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a Fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the...	Firefly	0	815	05:56 PM Mar 8, 2011 by Firefly
	Free Medicals (Preview) Amazing what you can get free on the Government!!! If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a pat down, and if you mention Al Queda, you get a free colonoscopy!.	clazandaza	0	733	03:19 PM Mar 8, 2011 by clazandaza
	Wheelie Bin (Preview) Wheelie Bin > > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to t...	jimbo	0	872	02:39 PM Mar 8, 2011 by jimbo
	Silent (Preview) Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.	Blonderer	0	663	08:10 PM Mar 5, 2011 by Blonderer
	Cat... (Preview) Letting the cat out of the bag, is a whole lot easier than putting it back in !	Blonderer	0	751	04:36 PM Mar 4, 2011 by Blonderer
	If at first... (Preview) If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!	Blonderer	0	771	02:12 PM Mar 3, 2011 by Blonderer
	NOTICE. (Preview) If you have noticed this notice, you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.	Blonderer	0	797	04:30 PM Mar 1, 2011 by Blonderer
	Ten Thoughts (Preview) Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. T...	Firefly	0	1008	01:45 PM Mar 1, 2011 by Firefly
	COMPLETE; (Preview) A man walks into the council office, & says to the Customer Service Officer: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a councillor." "I need some practice for becoming a member of parliament" The receptionist repli...	justcruisin01	0	664	08:57 PM Feb 28, 2011 by justcruisin01
	THE GOOD OIL; (Preview) A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Australia. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ Bass Strait ~~~ Eas...	justcruisin01	0	710	08:55 PM Feb 28, 2011 by justcruisin01
	An onion... (Preview) An onion can make people cry, but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh..	Blonderer	1	865	08:13 PM Feb 28, 2011 by petengail
	HUSBAND STORE; (Preview) Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the sh...	justcruisin01	1	1212	12:13 PM Feb 28, 2011 by Beth54
	animal cruelty (Preview) Hey, you seen the ad. on TV, about the hardware store with the brown and yellow dogs as part of their sales. Well, when working in a northern town some years ago, I noticed that one of the local hardware stores had removed the two metal dogs and put them in a fenced off area next to the shop. The bloke who own...	pipes	3	933	09:15 PM Feb 27, 2011 by justcruisin01
	Stuttering Cat (Preview) A teacher's story about Stuttering A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could becom...	clazandaza	0	608	06:35 PM Feb 26, 2011 by clazandaza
	Computers vs Ford (Preview) I don't know whether these are genuine responses, but who cares? They are sooooo true. For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on:- At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with t...	Cruising Granny	1	1626	11:05 AM Feb 24, 2011 by Andrea
	CREDIT CRISSIS; (Preview) UK credit crisis worsens SOMEONE has to pay for the wedding	justcruisin01	0	701	07:23 PM Feb 23, 2011 by justcruisin01
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