The longer you have been married, the funnier and more poignant this will be to you -

Sitting at the breakfast table one morning, my husband said to me - "Darling, when I am gone, I want you to sell all my stuff."

"Why would you want me to do that?" I asked.

"Well, I wouldn't want some other wanker using my stuff," he replied.

My reply to him - "What makes you think I am going to marry another wanker?"