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New Sydney Harbour crossing
(Preview)
Due to brown paper bags, mismanagement & prioritising electoral interests there was a slight stuff-up!
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Whenarewethere
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1
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450
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Pilot and the stewardess
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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491
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Platypus
(Preview)
A man was in court on a charge of eating a Platypus. The Magisrtate asked him to explain his side of the story... "Well, your Honour, I had been touring the back country for weeks and had run out of supplies. I was coming back into town for more food, when I got bogged crossing the river. I spent 3 days tryin...
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erad
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0
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386
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Very windy day
(Preview)
Walking back from our local shops for "hunting & gathering" (the only form of exercise I get (at the shops)*... forced exercise!), passing someone on the way home, they said to me... one I hadn't heard before: 'Today's a day to Tarzan's Grip your toupée on!' It was pretty windy! * Profusely sorry f...
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Whenarewethere
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4
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671
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Shotgun solution
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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529
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Rover
(Preview)
A guy walks into a bar with his dog, plops him on a barstool, and orders a bourbon & Coke. Then he turns to the dog and says, Whatll you have, Rover?Rover looks at the bartender and says, Scotch and soda light on the soda. The bartender stares. No way. That dog cant talk youre a ventriloquist.Nope,...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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468
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Hope you get better.
(Preview)
Hope you get better.A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients went to a hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along.He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients bedsides.When he finished he said, in farewell, I hope you get better.One elderly gentleman replied, I...
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aussie_paul
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0
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580
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Drinking
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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592
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I'm a beast
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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531
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Police shrubbery nabs drivers distracted by phones
(Preview)
https://6abc.com/post/officers-dress-shrubs-catch-distracted-drivers-cellphones-dunellen-new-jersey/19605844/
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dorian
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0
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578
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Winter
(Preview)
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0
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561
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Last summer
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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521
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Lunch
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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491
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Airports Authority's 'No. 1 Airport' in Customer Satisfaction Has Zero Flights
(Preview)
https://thewire.in/travel/airports-authoritys-no-1-airport-in-customer-satisfaction-has-zero-flights
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dorian
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2
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563
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US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference
(Preview)
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/30/government-map-mislabels-african-countries
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dorian
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0
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480
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Texas Mom Wakes Up From Jaw Surgery With a British Accent
(Preview)
https://abcnews.com/Health/texas-mom-wakes-jaw-surgery-british-accent/story?id=40065999
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dorian
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2
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571
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The vet
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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545
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The Chef
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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697
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Bunnings
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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574
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How does it feel
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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496
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