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Police investigate after report of man using seagull as a weapon
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https://www.westcoasttoday.co.uk/news/oban-police-investigate-after-report-of-man-using-seagull-as-a-weapon
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FOUR old retired guys
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FOUR old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown.They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...
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To applaud a politician...
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To applaud a politician because he has built a hospital, a school, road etc with public money is the same as applauding an ATM because it gives you your money.
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I'll use me undies instead
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511
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You don't see this every day
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Not sure it's something I would consider trying...........
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Someone put it there, officer
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https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/coke-surprise-184590
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Mexican ‘batman’ vigilante wanted for taping suspected thieves to lampposts
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https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/mexican-batman-vigilante-thieves-tied-posts-b3005104.html
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Coast Guard arrests a man trying to run a giant hamster wheel across the Atlantic
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https://www.npr.org/2023/09/07/1198252469/coast-guard-hamster-wheel-reza-baluchi-atlantic-ocean
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Little Johnny again
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342
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Taxi driver and a nun
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A taxi driver picks up a nun.As she settles into the back seat, she notices the handsome driver keeps glancing at her in the rearview mirror.Finally, she asks,My son, why do you keep staring at me?The driver replies,I have something I'd like to ask, but I'm afraid it might offend you.The nun smiles war...
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Writing in the snow
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381
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Once upon a time
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Southern Cruizer
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391
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Surgery
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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.When sh...
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405
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Proofread
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rgren2
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Buying a bra
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Jerry walks into the lingerie department at Macys and says to the sales associate,Id like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B.With a puzzled look, the sales associate asks,A what?A Southern Baptist bra, Jerry repeats. My wife told me to ask for one. She said youd know exactly what she meant.O...
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392
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Go fly a kite
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A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.He tries this a few more times with no success.All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to...
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341
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45 years
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Southern Cruizer
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401
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Save my Baby
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A fire is raging in an old building in Collingwood. A crowd has gathered in the street and they see a woman standing at a window on the third floor. She is holding a small baby. "Save my Baby" she screams, knowing that she will not make it herself. "Ssve my Baby" again wafts through the smoke and flames. A m...
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erad
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Voting
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Sleeping Nun
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A nun wakes up and starts walking through the convent.The first nun she meets says, You got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.She shakes it off and keeps walking.Then the second nun says the same thing You got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.Now shes a bit annoyed... but keeps walk...
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