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Amazingly simple home remedies:
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1. Avoid cutting yourself whilst slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.2. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing th...
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Our Government..
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Scientists at CERN in Geneva have announced the discovery of the HEAVIEST element yet known to science.AND yes ... it was discovered in Australia, which is now the leading producer.The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assista...
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Donate!!!
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Wife; "I have a huge bag of clothing that I would like to donate to Salvo's".Husband: "Why not just throw it into the trash? It's much easier."Wife; "But there are poor starving people that could use these clothes".Husband: "Honey, anyone that fits into your clothing is not starving".************...
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A Miracle
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A poor Sole
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Limited Hearing
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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS..
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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.One child wrote the following:We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.They used to live in a big brick house but Gr...
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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS..
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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.One child wrote the following:We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.They used to live in a big brick house but Gr...
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Seenager ....
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Safety chain attach hack
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Older person..
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HELPING OUT..
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I was walking through a seedy part of town the other day, when I came across a couple of louts beating up this young bloke. Of course I jumped in to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the three of us..
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Shoe shine boy..
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Shoe shine boy.Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the Wall Street Journal in minute detail while the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the s...
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Mistake..
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The Men's Shed Group..
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We had a novel experience at a recent meeting of our book club at the Men's Shed. One of our senior members, Ted Roberts who is himself an author lauded for his timeless work "Woodworking for Profit and Pleasure", came up with an interesting suggestion. He said his wife thought that we should read a book...
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The..
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The Baptist DinnerA group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to h...
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Finding a woman sobbing..
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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.Magically it opens."That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?""Eas...
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy,
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I'd like to buy some cyanide."The Pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."The Pharmacist's eyes grew bi...
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In the Confessional...
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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:"Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...
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