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a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate .Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had eaten too much though, and could not get off the...
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Don't complain..
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Bitches 'til the End!
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The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.. The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting."Well, daughter, we women celebrate when th...
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An American..
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An American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesnt speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. The American couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovel...
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The alphabet wife..
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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What the heck does that mean?" He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, an...
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Advice..
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Hmmm
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Pregnancy Q&A..
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A mummy..
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.
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Leading cause..
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My wife..
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While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, I notic...
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Please be careful..
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Seven C's
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Two patients..
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Two patients limp into two different medical clinics withthe same complaint.Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacementThe FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayedthe same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.The SECOND sees his family docto...
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Two patients..
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Two patients limp into two different medical clinics withthe same complaint.Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacementThe FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayedthe same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.The SECOND sees his family docto...
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