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Physical exam
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Rules..
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1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where sh...
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Grandma..
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A frustrated wife..
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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less pantiesin an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.She puts them on, together with a short skirtand sits on the sofa opposite her husband.At strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs ...enough times till her husband says..."Are you wearing crotch less p...
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Jesus and the devil..
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Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer. "I am!" Jesus shouted. "No, I am!" the devil countered. "I am!" "I am!" "Me!" "No, me!""EEEEEEENOUGH!" God bellowed, and the whole universe disappeared into darkness. When the lights came back on, two comput...
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Lego imagination
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My bike
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A few Laughs
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I ALMOST PEED LAUGHING!!!HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were...
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Phone number
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Viagra
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Homer Symptom
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Surgeon
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Look for it.
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Testing
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Brave man
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A nice wife
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Mother's Day soon
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Get her some footwear for easier multitasking.
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Murphy's other 15 laws:
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1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well....3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending mac...
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Dolly Parton & King Charles
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Dolly Parton and King Charles happened to arrive at the Pearly Gates on the very same day.They were greeted by an angel who explained that, due to a paperwork mix-up, there was only one opening available in Heaven that afternoon.Im afraid Ill have to decide which one of you gets in, the angel said.The a...
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Financial planning..
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