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A Bloody Great Aussie Poem, Mate..
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The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clockThe co*ky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock .He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the damsHe stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tankAnd saw a ewe down in t...
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Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman..
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A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.One woman lost it completely.She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last...
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Something..
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He always wanted to be remembered
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The Bear..
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Bob, a hunter, went on camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look f...
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Choices
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Star Trek
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Is that the time!
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The promotion
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Proper Function of Government
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Sir Humphrey Appleby on the Proper Function of Government:
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Yes Minister, You're a Banker
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Yes Minister, You're a Banker (the more I look at the Yes Minister sketches, nothing has changed since the Romans) There is a Milton Caine (not Maynard Keynes), clever, look it up.
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Walker..
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How do you feel?
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Two elderly men from a retirement centre were sitting on a park bench,when one turns to the other and says: Ben, Im 83-years-old now and Im just full of aches and pain.I know youre about my age, how do you feel?I feel just like a newborn baby, Ben says.Really! Like a newborn baby?Yes, Ben says. No hair, no...
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Dinner
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Last night I was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen: "Oh sweetheart, what would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, "Thank you, darling. I think I'll have chicken."She replied, "You're havin' a peanut butter sandwich. I was talkin' t...
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Supa doopa Bowl
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Well, what a fantastic ,enthralling, must watch concert some apparently watched in Las Vegas recently. Taylor, "what's her name", along with others doing a great job at HER concert. Oh, and apparently the HALF TIME entertainment was so much fun, watching a bunch of "grown men" in padded bra's runn...
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Aircon..
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In a restaurant..
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..a waiter delivered two entrees, two main courses and two desserts to an elderly couple and he is fascinated when the man tucks into his meal showing every sign of satisfaction while his wife doesnt touch a morsel and just sits patiently watching him.Cautiously, he approaches their table.Excuse m...
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A sexy woman..
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.. walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager.The Bartender replies, Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is g...
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Llamas..
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