Just Joking

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rockylizard · rockylizard

1960 Hits RenamedSome of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday. They include: Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash Herman's Hermits --...

jimbo · jimbo

A woman told her psychiatrist she was having trouble with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions without getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally, he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you're having sex?" "Well, yes. Once." "Ho...

HOOK · HOOK

We'll get like this if we're lucky enough to get that far.

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes,charter a double-Deckerbus for a weekendtrip toLouisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, andthe Blonde teamrode onthe top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up,having a great time, when one of them re...

jimbo · jimbo

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then after I have sex with her the second ti...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

The old, blind and brave cowboy An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent....

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one Night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his Dummy on his knee, he starts going Through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth Row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough ofyour stupid...

HOOK · HOOK

Bob wakes up one morning and goes to the bathroom mirror. Rubbing his eyes he focuses for a better look and spots a lump in the middle of his forehead. "No worries, I'll put a bit of Clearasil on and she'll be gone by next morning" This goes on for a month and by now the lump is sticking out about 2 i...

sucastja · sucastja

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time. She said:...

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth... When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.' ...

sucastja · sucastja

The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER This one is a little different .......TwoDifferent Versions ...... There are Different Morals OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laug...

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

I was in th bank today , very short line , I overheard this . Woman saying to teller "yestday I get 2 hunat dolla for yen , tday only 180 dolla , y" The teller replies "fluctuations" To which th woman replies "fluct you white people too" Richo

hammer · hammer

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothe...

Brenda and Alan · Brenda and Alan

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most pow...

JenandGaz · JenandGaz

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA of...

JenandGaz · JenandGaz

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your h...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

The BrothelThe madam opened the brothel door inInverness and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?"she asked. The man replied, "I want to see Suzy." "Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladi...

hammer · hammer

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic...

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	and some more.... (Preview)	barina	2	820	09:39 PM Jun 28, 2012 by barina
	bumper stickers (Preview)	barina	0	771	01:31 AM Jun 27, 2012 by barina
	1960 Hits Renamed (Preview) 1960 Hits RenamedSome of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday. They include: Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash Herman's Hermits --...	rockylizard	2	1512	04:44 AM Jun 27, 2012 by barina
	Psychiatrist (Preview) A woman told her psychiatrist she was having trouble with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions without getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally, he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you're having sex?" "Well, yes. Once." "Ho...	jimbo	3	1019	05:04 AM Jun 23, 2012 by dazren
	Growing Old (Preview) We'll get like this if we're lucky enough to get that far.	HOOK	3	1170	01:42 PM Jun 20, 2012 by sandsmere
	BUSTRIP; (Preview) Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes,charter a double-Deckerbus for a weekendtrip toLouisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, andthe Blonde teamrode onthe top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up,having a great time, when one of them re...	justcruisin01	1	957	02:42 AM Jun 19, 2012 by Travel Bug
	Old Buggar (Preview) After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then after I have sex with her the second ti...	jimbo	2	1080	12:56 AM Jun 19, 2012 by jimbo
	OLD COWBOY; (Preview) The old, blind and brave cowboy An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent....	justcruisin01	0	867	04:31 AM Jun 17, 2012 by justcruisin01
	VENTRILOQUIST; (Preview) A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one Night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his Dummy on his knee, he starts going Through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth Row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough ofyour stupid...	justcruisin01	0	922	04:29 AM Jun 17, 2012 by justcruisin01
	Poor Bob (Preview) Bob wakes up one morning and goes to the bathroom mirror. Rubbing his eyes he focuses for a better look and spots a lump in the middle of his forehead. "No worries, I'll put a bit of Clearasil on and she'll be gone by next morning" This goes on for a month and by now the lump is sticking out about 2 i...	HOOK	0	883	02:54 AM Jun 16, 2012 by HOOK
	Mixed Emotions (Preview) A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time. She said:...	sucastja	2	1016	01:48 PM Jun 15, 2012 by jonathan
	Childbirth at 65 (Preview) With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth... When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.' ...	Cowboy7307	1	966	01:43 PM Jun 15, 2012 by jonathan
	The Ant and the Grasshopper (Preview) The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER This one is a little different .......TwoDifferent Versions ...... There are Different Morals OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laug...	sucastja	1	960	05:21 PM Jun 14, 2012 by jimbo
	"Fluctuations" (Preview) I was in th bank today , very short line , I overheard this . Woman saying to teller "yestday I get 2 hunat dolla for yen , tday only 180 dolla , y" The teller replies "fluctuations" To which th woman replies "fluct you white people too" Richo	Zoomtopz	0	640	12:46 AM Jun 14, 2012 by Zoomtopz
	old timer story (Preview) An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothe...	hammer	0	763	04:54 AM Jun 13, 2012 by hammer
	Turpentine (Preview) A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most pow...	Brenda and Alan	0	748	03:40 PM Jun 12, 2012 by Brenda and Alan
	The Arrogance of Authority (Preview) A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA of...	JenandGaz	0	933	03:38 AM Jun 12, 2012 by JenandGaz
	Disorder in the American Courts (Preview) These are from a book called **Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your h...**	JenandGaz	0	1475	03:33 AM Jun 12, 2012 by JenandGaz
	THE BROTHEL; (Preview) The BrothelThe madam opened the brothel door inInverness and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?"she asked. The man replied, "I want to see Suzy." "Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladi...	justcruisin01	1	930	04:06 AM Jun 10, 2012 by Travel Bug
	My Dad is Gay...... very touching story (Preview) Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic...	hammer	3	1307	11:56 PM Jun 9, 2012 by rockylizard
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