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It Coulda Been Worse.
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Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so complet...
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THE PURSE !!!
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My wife came home from shopping today, said she got a real bargain !!!! picked up a purse on special for only $500.oo so to keep her happy i said give me a look at it, !!! and she showed me this tiny little coin purse, well i was not happy, and said what in the world made you think that tiny little purse was a bar...
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Father and Daughter
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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very socialist, and among other socialist ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth. She was deep...
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The Rabbit Incident
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A man is driving along a highway And sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, But unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to...
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Summary Of Life
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Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brothe...
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The Blonde Mortician
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A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, sa...
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New mobile phone for seniors
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A few younger members may not get it
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Brookie
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LOGIC???
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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.' The little...
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Car trouble
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
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Night Out.
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After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks. 'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues. 'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away a...
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Old Timers Bar
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Old TimersBar Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Port Macquarie, Australia . They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - all drinks 10 cents. They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries acro...
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A Guy Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... Will you marry me? The Princess said NO! And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the to...
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MANAGEMENT LESSON;
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you." But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the flo...
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THE MOLE FAMILY;
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A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, All live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head Out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ' Yum! I smell maple syrup!' The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, Sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yum! I smell honey!' Now baby mole is trying to s...
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Boat people
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Do you know why we have all these people arriving in Australia in those dodge Boats ? Cause they are to scared to fly
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Life Support.
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While watching the Cricket on TV the other night, my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She promptly got up,...
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Rosie
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God created women
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When you think about it,God has to bethe best inventor of all time-He took a rib and turned it in to a loadspeaker! Bill
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The cook's revenge
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THE COOKS REVENGE It was just a harmless joke, it didnt wound or maimThough I have to say, Ill never try the like of it again Intending to jazz up the cook, I caught a joey rooAnd threw it in to liven up the cook upon the loo. The thunderbox had iron walls, that roo just bounced aroundAnd the yells and scr...
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thommo
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Gorilla tree
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This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there." An hour la...
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jules47
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Weather prediction
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It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets from his elders when he was a boy. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what...
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