A US Govt. official was talking to an old Indian, Two Eagles.  He said,"You've been around a long time, Two Eagles, seen a lot of changes white man have done, all his new technology etc.  Where do you think he went wrong?"

Two Eagles thought a bit & then replied,"White man came to our land when Indians were running it - no taxes, no debt, plenty of buffalo, plenty of beaver, clean water.  Woman did all the work.  Men spent day hunting & fishing, all night having sex.  The Indian chief gave a smile & said "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve on a system like that".