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make up artist
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Yep you just don't know how far things may go.
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The sea was on fire
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This is aa very old ditto my mother, an English lady, use to sing. The sea was on Fire, A blind man saw it, A deafman heard it, A Fire engine , with 4 dead horses ran over a dead cat and half killed it, The Sea was on fire......... Bill -- Edited by bill12 on Saturday 24th of August 2013 11:36:58 AM
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Age does matter
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Husband took the wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor living it large - breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's...
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Interview
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I just received notification that the police wanted to interview me - that is strange - I don't remember applying for a job there!!!
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Saying goodnight to Mum
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Goodnight to Mum We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our parret, and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to l...
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Quarter back
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I do not wish to offend anyone who has hair which may be of a less than dark hue but I just had to share this one with you A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it,...
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The haircut
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you...
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Wiremu's Woes
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Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the Bledisloe Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu. The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate pro...
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Tonsils vs circumcision
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Two little boys are in the hospital for an operation next day. The older boy leans over and asks,"What are you having done?" The second boy says,"I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."The first boy says,"...
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age
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A group of guys, all age 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurantbecause the waitresses there were gorgeous, with tight skirts, perky breastsand nice bums. Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed wh...
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RV Shower
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Irish thieves
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Did you hear about the 2 Irishman that stole a calander They both got 6 months
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THE MILKMAN;
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A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Dave to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. Dave thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.The blonde came to the do...
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Sex After Surgery
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Sex After Surgery A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that her husband had surgery there, and afterward, he lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied ... "Mr. Maynard was admitted in Ophthalmology a...
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Swimming Pool
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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.***********
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Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs
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Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs . I cdnualt blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht i was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid , Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy,it deosn"t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a word are the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht thefrist a...
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Chicken Tonight
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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down...
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THE BLACK BRA
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our ey...
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigu...
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AUSSIE STATS
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A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Australians drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Australians get about 41 miles per gallon.' Bloody good value that! -- Edited by sarg on Saturday 17th of August 20...
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