A British Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan.
Hes making land mines that look like prayer mats.
Its doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof.

A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit? St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing, the ringer offered. Once, on a trip to the backblocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang of bikies, who were threatening a young shiela. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldnt listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, Now, back off!! Or Ill kick the **** out of the lot of yas!
St. Peter was impressed, When did this happen?
The ringer looked at his watch and said "about half hour ago