Ron received the following text from his neighbour:

"I am so sorry Ron. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're not  around.

I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."

Ron, feeling anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife.

A few moments later, a second text came in from the neighbour - "Damn autocorrect! I meant 'Wi-Fi', not 'wife'. "