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THE PIRATE;
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A pirate walked into a bar, and the publican said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," sa...
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Monkey Business...
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A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them. Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the pool balls. To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole. The bartende...
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TWO IRISHMEN;
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Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV. Seamus shook his head and asked, "Whoi t'e hell do they do that?" "Do what?" asked Mick. "Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e bends. Day after day, week after week. No mat...
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Too Late
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A guy picks up the most stunning blonde at a pub and to his delight she agrees to come back to his place at the end of the night. Just as he puts the key in the front door he turns to her and says, "I should warn you, I suffer from prem....... bugger too late!"
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Hendo
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730
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Hazardous Materials
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Female Hazardous Materials Data Sheet
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HOOK
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Medical Problem Solved
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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the sto...
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Yendorane
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London Lawyer v Scottish Cop
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A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Glasgow co...
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Yendorane
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Show Them Your Cross !
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Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy teenage drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Sh...
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Politically Correct Joke..........
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As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any one racial or ethnic minority, try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordan...
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rosco532
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Politically Incorrect Joke
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What was the name of the first boat person to arrive in oz? Amhere What was the name of the second person to arrive? Amhere Azwel What was the name of the third person? Amhere Azwell Azhim
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Hendo
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SUNDAY MORNING SEX
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Gunsondeck
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Abstract Noun
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Little Johnny or perhaps his brother...
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Gunsondeck
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Why there are Fewer Men than Women Pt B.
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Gunsondeck
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Why there are Fewer Men than Women Pt A.
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Gunsondeck
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letter bomb
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Two Irishmen making a letter bomb Paddy- Do you think I've put enough explosives in? Mick- Dunno open it and see. Paddy- But it will explode. Mick - Don't be dumb Paddy its not addressed to you.
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Yendorane
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604
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NZ Royal Tour....
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Vic41
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LARRY MAY BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE!!!!
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by your...
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Yendorane
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Overdue
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Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. "I have great news. I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call f...
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Vic41
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853
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Golf In Ireland...
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' toye...
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Vic41
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Fish Cake
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A bloke enters a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl. He asks the assistant, "Do you make fishcakes?" The assistant replies, "Yes, of course we do." The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish? It's his birthday next week.".
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