Just Joking

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Remember - this is the Just Joking Sub-forum. However, perhaps it should be renamed the Recycle Bin

Cheers - John

Hendo · Hendo

I went on a mystery coach tour the other day and we decided to run a sweepstake to guess where we were going. The driver won 50 bucks!

sarg · sarg

A police officerpulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour , sir ." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now d...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Life just gets better as you get older!I was in a Gloria Jeans Coffee Shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. Af...

bridget · bridget

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car...

rockylizard · rockylizard

rockylizard · rockylizard

bridget · bridget

rockylizard · rockylizard

Cupie · Cupie

I found this gem in my 'keepers' Email folder .... I hope that you enjoy it too. G clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text Which I'd sent, hoping the next Time he came in mobile coverage He'd have time to say hello. But I'd heard he'd lost his iPhone, So I emailed him from my phone, Just addressed, on spe...

Hendo · Hendo

If you can tell this after happy hour, you haven't had enough to drink! Peter Peterson lives in Padstow Parade, Picton and worked at the Picton Pickle Processing Plant as a pickle packer. One afternoon while pulling on a pint at the Picton Pub, his best pal, Paul, the Publican said, "You look a bi...

Cupie · Cupie

The Mountain Biker from Snowy RiverThere were ripples on the lattes for the word had passed around That a cash prize had been offered for the ride That they did each Sunday morning it was worth a thousand pound And a row of fancy bikes was parked outside. All the tried and noted riders from the city and t...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... I guess if it ain't in here - no-one sees the humour - wry or otherwise Cheers - John

rosco532 · rosco532

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning i...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

Sounds fair enough to me. This is for old folks , anyone over , or close to 50 is eligible . An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife , seeing the unexpected behaviour , asks, Where are you going . He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.' She...

sarg · sarg

I got a new stick deodorant today.The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.

sarg · sarg

One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bo...

sarg · sarg

.... A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she became so worried that she called...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: "I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!" Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!" Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purch...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	An Observation (Preview) Gday... Remember - this is the Just Joking Sub-forum. However, perhaps it should be renamed the Recycle Bin Cheers - John	rockylizard	2	739	07:14 PM Dec 21, 2013 by sarg
	Sweepstake (Preview) I went on a mystery coach tour the other day and we decided to run a sweepstake to guess where we were going. The driver won 50 bucks!	Hendo	0	586	09:49 AM Dec 21, 2013 by Hendo
	THE WIFE (Preview) A police officerpulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour , sir ." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now d...	sarg	0	653	06:06 PM Dec 20, 2013 by sarg
	GETTING OLDER (Preview) Life just gets better as you get older!I was in a Gloria Jeans Coffee Shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. Af...	Big Gorilla	1	597	10:50 AM Dec 20, 2013 by Bryan
	CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY (Preview) CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car...	bridget	2	715	09:25 PM Dec 19, 2013 by Bryan
	Christmas cake (Preview)	rockylizard	2	926	01:46 PM Dec 19, 2013 by sarg
	Pearly Gates (Preview)	rockylizard	1	1037	01:45 PM Dec 19, 2013 by sarg
	Christmas can be fun ..who are u (Preview)	bridget	17	1138	11:43 AM Dec 19, 2013 by bridget
	Christmas Tree (Preview)	rockylizard	0	957	10:01 PM Dec 18, 2013 by rockylizard
	New Take on an old poem (Preview) I found this gem in my 'keepers' Email folder .... I hope that you enjoy it too. G clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text Which I'd sent, hoping the next Time he came in mobile coverage He'd have time to say hello. But I'd heard he'd lost his iPhone, So I emailed him from my phone, Just addressed, on spe...	Cupie	2	756	01:52 AM Dec 19, 2013 by tonyd
	Happy Hour Test (Preview) If you can tell this after happy hour, you haven't had enough to drink! Peter Peterson lives in Padstow Parade, Picton and worked at the Picton Pickle Processing Plant as a pickle packer. One afternoon while pulling on a pint at the Picton Pub, his best pal, Paul, the Publican said, "You look a bi...	Hendo	0	589	03:49 PM Dec 18, 2013 by Hendo
	Another 'New/Old' Poem (Preview) The Mountain Biker from Snowy RiverThere were ripples on the lattes for the word had passed around That a cash prize had been offered for the ride That they did each Sunday morning it was worth a thousand pound And a row of fancy bikes was parked outside. All the tried and noted riders from the city and t...	Cupie	0	777	03:42 PM Dec 18, 2013 by Cupie
	Christmas perspective (Preview) Gday... I guess if it ain't in here - no-one sees the humour - wry or otherwise Cheers - John	rockylizard	5	563	02:08 PM Dec 18, 2013 by kandagal
	Blondes & Frozen Crabs (Preview) A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning i...	rosco532	0	556	06:07 PM Dec 17, 2013 by rosco532
	A reflection of today ? (Preview)	rockylizard	2	695	10:45 PM Dec 17, 2013 by tonyd
	tetanus shot (Preview) Sounds fair enough to me. This is for old folks , anyone over , or close to 50 is eligible . An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife , seeing the unexpected behaviour , asks, Where are you going . He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.' She...	Zoomtopz	3	684	05:22 PM Dec 17, 2013 by Zoomtopz
	new deodorant (Preview) I got a new stick deodorant today.The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.	sarg	1	680	05:44 PM Dec 16, 2013 by mongrel
	SOUNDS LIKE FUN (Preview) One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bo...	sarg	0	626	06:50 AM Dec 16, 2013 by sarg
	who says men can't remember (Preview) .... A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she became so worried that she called...	sarg	0	695	06:45 AM Dec 16, 2013 by sarg
	Jewish Modesty (Preview) A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: "I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!" Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!" Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purch...	Gunsondeck	0	718	01:34 PM Dec 14, 2013 by Gunsondeck
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