Just Joking

D and D · D and D

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sarg · sarg

Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. 'Thirty euros,' she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides well why not, it's only thirty euros.So they hid in the bushes. They're go...

sarg · sarg

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 h...

sarg · sarg

The Navy f...

sarg · sarg

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the 'Antiques Roadshow'. "Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good con...

copper1 · copper1

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. 'Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wif...

gerard gue · gerard gue

OLD is when.... Scotch with 2 drops of water? A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.' The bartender says 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'l...

bridget · bridget

I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM WOOLWORTHS Yesterday I was at my local Woolworths store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her th...

sarg · sarg

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirates outf...

bridget · bridget

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Ole_Grizzly · Ole_Grizzly

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex............... Husband: ..........Sukitaki. Wife replies: .......... Kowanini! Husband says: .......... Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo! Wife on her knees literally begging: .......... Mimi nakoundinda tinkou...

sarg · sarg

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get through. "...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright . His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door, his wife started in on him about, 'What time of ni...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

John and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because John watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. O...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Sex on the 3rd age This is too funny to be pig! The husband asks his wife : - Do you remember the first time we made love there fifty years ? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you . - Yes, I remember well . - OK , what do you think to take a walk around there and we c...

Hurls · Hurls

I was sitting with the computer the other day drafting my will and I called out to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, LOVE!" SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES? A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG SOUTHEND BEACH WHEN HE COMESACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND.HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB.. TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES. THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLOND...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Speddo CHRISTMAS DAYFour old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'l...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Splinters ! A woman who was a tree hugging greenie purchased a piece of forest near Collie, WA. There was a large tree in one of the highest parts of her forest. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted ow...

Olley46 · Olley46

Two blondes standing on a river bank one each side of the river,one yells to the other HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE ,the other one yells back YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE. Lance C

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Cat's and Water ... need I say more? (Preview) http://youtu.be/ctJJrBw7e-c	D and D	1	970	09:31 AM Dec 1, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Paddy's at it again.. (Preview) Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. 'Thirty euros,' she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides well why not, it's only thirty euros.So they hid in the bushes. They're go...	sarg	1	734	04:35 PM Nov 30, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Pastor's false teeth (Preview) A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 h...	sarg	0	671	08:22 AM Nov 30, 2013 by sarg
	RETIREMENT BONUS (Preview) The Navy f...	sarg	0	837	08:11 AM Nov 30, 2013 by sarg
	PADDY.......... (Preview) Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the 'Antiques Roadshow'. "Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good con...	sarg	0	570	03:37 PM Nov 29, 2013 by sarg
	Snoring (Preview) A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. 'Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wif...	copper1	6	943	11:28 PM Nov 29, 2013 by Bunkerbob
	OLD is when.... (Preview) OLD is when.... Scotch with 2 drops of water? A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.' The bartender says 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'l...	gerard gue	0	679	12:01 PM Nov 29, 2013 by gerard gue
	only a male could think of this ... (Preview) I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM WOOLWORTHS Yesterday I was at my local Woolworths store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her th...	bridget	3	722	05:53 PM Nov 29, 2013 by bridget
	GOLDEN SYRUP (Preview) A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirates outf...	sarg	2	795	10:35 AM Nov 29, 2013 by MA247
	Merry Christmas to all & bums up......turn your sound up please (Preview) Please Like this page--> Funyvideo Thank You	bridget	0	467	08:27 PM Nov 28, 2013 by bridget
	Japanese Erotic Sex (Preview) A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex............... Husband: ..........Sukitaki. Wife replies: .......... Kowanini! Husband says: .......... Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo! Wife on her knees literally begging: .......... Mimi nakoundinda tinkou...	Ole_Grizzly	8	1500	08:43 PM Nov 28, 2013 by bridget
	BAD WEATHER (Preview) On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get through. "...	sarg	0	635	07:34 PM Nov 27, 2013 by sarg
	JAMES WRIGHT; (Preview) An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright . His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door, his wife started in on him about, 'What time of ni...	justcruisin01	0	583	06:44 PM Nov 27, 2013 by justcruisin01
	HEAVEN; (Preview) John and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because John watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. O...	justcruisin01	0	610	06:43 PM Nov 27, 2013 by justcruisin01
	Sex on the 3rd age (Preview) Sex on the 3rd age This is too funny to be pig! The husband asks his wife : - Do you remember the first time we made love there fifty years ? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you . - Yes, I remember well . - OK , what do you think to take a walk around there and we c...	gerard gue	0	658	05:30 PM Nov 27, 2013 by gerard gue
	My Will (Preview) I was sitting with the computer the other day drafting my will and I called out to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, LOVE!" SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!	Hurls	1	646	11:57 PM Nov 26, 2013 by mongrel
	BLONDE GENIES; (Preview) WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES? A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG SOUTHEND BEACH WHEN HE COMESACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND.HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB.. TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES. THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLOND...	justcruisin01	1	785	12:01 AM Nov 26, 2013 by mongrel
	CHRISTMAS DAY GOLF; (Preview) Speddo CHRISTMAS DAYFour old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'l...	justcruisin01	1	834	11:57 PM Nov 25, 2013 by mongrel
	SPLINTERS (Preview) Splinters ! *A woman who was a tree hugging greenie purchased a piece of forest near Collie,* WA. There was a large tree in one of the highest parts of her forest. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted ow...	justcruisin01	0	687	05:26 AM Nov 25, 2013 by justcruisin01
	A blond joke (Preview) Two blondes standing on a river bank one each side of the river,one yells to the other HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE ,the other one yells back YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE. Lance C	Olley46	0	524	12:37 AM Nov 25, 2013 by Olley46
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