A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream,
so he shouts ,

Ey up ****er, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer stream,
its full o hoss piss an cow ****e an it could KILL thee


The man says: "Excuse me Sir, but I am a Muslim arrived from Pakistan ,
can you be speaking English to me clearer and slower please


The farmer replies:

" IF....YOU.... USE....TWO ......HANDS....... YOU....WON'T.... SPILL.....ANY"