I went to a Thai Massage the other day, she worked on my back and down my legs then my neck, then my back again, her little hot hands sliding over my naked back!
She asked me to roll over, and well things had swelled and it looked like a tent peg under the towel.
She just smiled and looked me in the eye and asked "Would you like wang"
I said "Oh yes please!"
She went out the door and came back 5 minutes later and said "You fini wanging yet?"