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A LAWYER STORY.........
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A LAWYER STORY..... And if you think lawyers don't have hearts. Read the best lawyer story of all time...bar none. The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunt...
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Blonde men
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Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across.The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dar...
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Birthday card
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This card was given tome , yesterday, by a friend at a barby we had. It a bit of a laugh! Bill -- Edited by bill12 on Monday 11th of November 2013 11:26:32 AM
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Black Panties
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Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an i...
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Amish Women Driver
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An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls her over. "Ma'am," says the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,&qu...
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New operating systems
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Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband un-installed many other valuable program...
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Completely corked - A True French Incident
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True story reported by an English guy who was stopped and asked to give a breathalyser test. The English guy lives near Le Bugue in the Dordogne and at the time he was stopped he was as pis*Ed as a fart...The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window then asks him if he has been drinking, and with a sl...
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Some More
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Behind the Scenes
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Scottish Baby
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A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "Tha...
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Two Dublin Nuns
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Two Dublin nuns sat at traffic lights in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside. "Oi, get your tits out, you penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross". So Siste...
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Kirk's Ear
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Why can Captain Kirk hear so well? Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
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Which Barbie
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Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "...
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Hot enough for Ya
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A man from The Snowy Mountains left the snowballed streets of Blue Cow for a vacation in Alice Springs. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had w...
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The Environmentalist
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A woman who was a tree hugging greenie purchased a piece of forest near Collie, WA.There was a large tree in one of the highest parts of her forest. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attac...
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LITTLE GIRLS
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A little girl asked her mother "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough". The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?" One day the first...
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This is hysterical - take the time to read
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html
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GREY NOMADS
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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come...
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How it is; and how we got there
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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, and green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so that Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. But Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Sa...
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Black Widows
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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