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reglynn · reglynn

Kathy buys a pair of crotchless panties, in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirtand sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs enough times, that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless...

reglynn · reglynn

Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, Why are you throwing thos...

reglynn · reglynn

A female dwarf goes to a doctor complainingof an embarrassing itch in the groin area. The doctor looks her up and down, picks her upand stands her on his desk. He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under.A little perplexed, she hears, snip, snip, snip, snip. The doctor emerges from under her skirt.&q...

reglynn · reglynn

Mick and Paddy had promised their Uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while Mick...

Hurls · Hurls

PUNOGRAPHY I tried to catch some fog. I mist. ·When chemists die, they barium. ·Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. ·A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. ·I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. ·How does Moses make his tea?...

Hurls · Hurls

A bit of cultural news for a change After a two year loan to the United States, Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy His proud sponsors were

Hurls · Hurls

On Friday, A hooded robber burst into a bank and, at gunpoint, forced the tellers to load their cash into a plain brown bag As the robber approached the door, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. Without a moment's hesitation, the robber shot the customer...

Vic41 · Vic41

A middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her body shape improved and some flab removed to improve her looks, over the years she had put on weight in various places and her arms and other bitshad become loose and flabby. She insisted that the surgery be kept secret as she d...

dorian · dorian

A traveller, who is a huge fan of seafood, arrives in Boston for the first time. He leaves the airport and hails a cab. After he gets in, he excitedly says to the cabbie, "Hey, I'm new in town. Can you tell me a good place to go to get scrod?" The cabbie, who is an out-of-work English teacher, repl...

Vic41 · Vic41

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat...

rosco532 · rosco532

HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.When she asked me why, I replied,"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"And that's how the fight started.....__________...

Vic41 · Vic41

O x y m o r o n s 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand On the watch Called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled In the dictionary, How would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, Where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack...

Hendo · Hendo

1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You cant say the letter P without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are a fun lovi...

spida · spida

Vic41 · Vic41

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be nearly 132 if he were alive today. Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed". He postulate...

spida · spida

A good laugh for people in the over 60 group !!! When I bought my Smart Phone, I thought about the 20-year business I ran all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my kids, their...

Hendo · Hendo

Drunk Request A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen cooking, he looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in frying pan. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied. Compl...

dorian · dorian

Luke Skywalker and Master Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant in Alderaan having a meal. Obi-Wan is deftly manipulating his chopsticks with the ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Anyway, poor Luke is having a nightmare, using his chop-sticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and...

Ontos45 · Ontos45

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rockylizard · rockylizard

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	New Panties (Preview) Kathy buys a pair of crotchless panties, in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirtand sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs enough times, that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless...	reglynn	0	548	09:23 PM Jan 29, 2014 by reglynn
	Two Blondes With Hammers... (Preview) Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, Why are you throwing thos...	reglynn	0	536	09:09 PM Jan 29, 2014 by reglynn
	Itchy Parts (Preview) A female dwarf goes to a doctor complainingof an embarrassing itch in the groin area. The doctor looks her up and down, picks her upand stands her on his desk. He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under.A little perplexed, she hears, snip, snip, snip, snip. The doctor emerges from under her skirt.&q...	reglynn	0	641	09:06 PM Jan 29, 2014 by reglynn
	An Irish Burial at Sea (Preview) Mick and Paddy had promised their Uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while Mick...	reglynn	0	537	08:58 PM Jan 29, 2014 by reglynn
	Punography (Preview) PUNOGRAPHY I tried to catch some fog. I mist. ·When chemists die, they barium. ·Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. ·A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. ·I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. ·How does Moses make his tea?...	Hurls	0	548	05:01 PM Jan 29, 2014 by Hurls
	David returned to Italy (Preview) A bit of cultural news for a change After a two year loan to the United States, Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy His proud sponsors were	Hurls	0	478	04:57 PM Jan 29, 2014 by Hurls
	Helpful Husband (Preview) On Friday, A hooded robber burst into a bank and, at gunpoint, forced the tellers to load their cash into a plain brown bag As the robber approached the door, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. Without a moment's hesitation, the robber shot the customer...	Hurls	1	557	10:18 PM Jan 29, 2014 by sarg
	Plastic Surgery (Preview) A middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her body shape improved and some flab removed to improve her looks, over the years she had put on weight in various places and her arms and other bitshad become loose and flabby. She insisted that the surgery be kept secret as she d...	Vic41	0	534	06:06 PM Jan 29, 2014 by Vic41
	Scrod (Preview) A traveller, who is a huge fan of seafood, arrives in Boston for the first time. He leaves the airport and hails a cab. After he gets in, he excitedly says to the cabbie, "Hey, I'm new in town. Can you tell me a good place to go to get scrod?" The cabbie, who is an out-of-work English teacher, repl...	dorian	4	858	01:26 PM Jan 29, 2014 by Vic41
	Mental Age Assessment.... (Preview) The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat...	Vic41	5	603	01:18 PM Jan 29, 2014 by Vic41
	And then the War started (Preview) HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.When she asked me why, I replied,"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"And that's how the fight started.....__________...	rosco532	0	567	11:26 PM Jan 28, 2014 by rosco532
	Oxymorons (Preview) O x y m o r o n s 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand On the watch Called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled In the dictionary, How would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, Where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack...	Vic41	1	697	09:08 PM Jan 28, 2014 by Vic41
	Ten Thinks I Know About You (Preview) 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You cant say the letter P without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are a fun lovi...	Hendo	1	547	07:39 PM Jan 28, 2014 by Kooroorinya Kelpie
	Toilet sign (Preview)	spida	1	561	04:39 PM Jan 28, 2014 by Vic41
	Einstein ! Did you know this ???? (Preview) Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be nearly 132 if he were alive today. Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed". He postulate...	Vic41	6	720	02:20 PM Jan 28, 2014 by Vic41
	Should I join Facebook? (Preview) A good laugh for people in the over 60 group !!! When I bought my Smart Phone, I thought about the 20-year business I ran all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my kids, their...	spida	2	670	02:17 PM Jan 28, 2014 by Vic41
	It may offend some! (Preview) Drunk Request A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen cooking, he looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in frying pan. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied. Compl...	Hendo	0	509	12:38 PM Jan 27, 2014 by Hendo
	Use the Force (Preview) Luke Skywalker and Master Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant in Alderaan having a meal. Obi-Wan is deftly manipulating his chopsticks with the ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Anyway, poor Luke is having a nightmare, using his chop-sticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and...	dorian	2	577	07:18 PM Jan 27, 2014 by Vic41
	Barbie Girl (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=613874842018459&set=vb.388525541220058&type=2&theater	Ontos45	0	568	10:47 AM Jan 27, 2014 by Ontos45
	I not neber bin a interlecteal (Preview)	rockylizard	3	642	12:53 PM Jan 27, 2014 by Ontos45
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