The Doctor used to drop into his "club"most nights to have his favorite ****tail, an almond daquiri.......
One night Dick the bartender found he was out of almonds, so he added some crushed hickory nuts instead
The doctor took one sip and beckoned to the barman. "Is this an almond daquiri Dick ?"
"No" said Dick "it's a hickory daquiri Doc"
I'm Sorry. .....................Rob