Telephone rings, woman answers. Pervert, breathing heavily, says, "I bet you have a tight ar#e with no hair?" Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby.... Who shall I say is calling?"
Any day I wake up, is a good day
Dave S
ex Bricklayer 20 years & 33 years Carpet Cleaning
but what do i know, i'm only a old fart.
iv'e lost my glass.