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Seniors texting short cuts
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Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD- At the Doctor's * BFF - Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM- Covered by Medicare * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center * DWI- Driving While Incontinent * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was * GGP...
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Bluey and Curley
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Bluey and Curley in New Guinea...
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Vet lesson!
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This is the best example for paying attention that I have ever heard. First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by tel...
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Eight Thoughts to Ponder
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EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER: Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men h...
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Where white man went wrong
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A US Govt. official was talking to an old Indian, Two Eagles. He said,"You've been around a long time, Two Eagles, seen a lot of changes white man have done, all his new technology etc. Where do you think he went wrong?" Two Eagles thought a bit & then replied,"White man came to ou...
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OK RUDE WINS
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In 4 days my follow up rude joke has 253 hits. Hoodathunkit's original rudy joke comes second and third is my test yourself joke and/or drive yourself to despair. So rudy titles wins followed by people wanting to drive themselves to despair runs a close third. Good experiment. Does s*x sell??????
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What Deep Thinkers Men Are...
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What deep thinkers men are...I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the...
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Class Distinction
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British Humour
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British humour *The train was quite crowded and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, But the only seat left was taken by a poodle belonging toa well dressed, middle-aged, French woman. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and s...
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A BIT BORED SO HERE GOES ANOTHER ---- WARNING WARNING - A BIT RUDE THE FOLLOW UP
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Gotcha,,, the joke is on you for looking for something a bit rude,,lol. I noticed the joke with most reads on the whole jokes page was the one that Hoodathunkit posted that "was a bit rude". Can you tell I'm abit bored tonight, and going for the most reads of a joke in the next 7 days???????? See...
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Crying Husband
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A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the...
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"To be sure, it's Irish"
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The reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room. "I hope to God the doctor finds something wrong with me because I'd hate to feel like this if I was well!" Murphy dropped dead the mom...
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What Women Want
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What Women Want in a Man When they first start dating 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. Imaginative, romantic lover What Women Want in a Man When they a...
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Adult Humour
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MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would p...
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The Aisle Seat
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This is such a heart warming story Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Royal Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After take-off the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when th...
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HORMONE GUIDE FOR REAL BLOKES
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Wet Seals
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Apparently there is a really funny joke about wet seals posted somewhere on this forum by GaryKelly, but I just can't seem to find it.....
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At The Races
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Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a > field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the > children > to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher > and the boys would go with the other. > The teacher assign...
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Really!
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the Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.... I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I w...
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TEST YOUR SKILL OR BE DRIVEN TO DESPAIR
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I know all of you are very good drivers, so here is a fun test to see how good your speed is! The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is 0.75 seconds or 1 car length for every 10 mph. Test your average reaction time. Be careful, this can be addictive! You will be surprised at ho...
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