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AN IRISH MIRACLE;
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An Irish Miracle Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-down. So he rushes round to the presbytery to fetch Father Flanag...
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New Lyrics
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Some of the artists from the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. Bobby Darin's.... "SPLISH SPLASH, I WAS HAVING A FLUSH" Hermans Hermits "MRS BROWN YOU'VE GOT A LOVERLY WALKER" Ringo Star "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPEND...
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Once upon a time
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Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. T...
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bumper sticker
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The recent posts of bumper stickers reminded me of one I put on a mates car many years ago You may remember the Road safety campaigns in Victoria years ago along with bumper stickers "IF YOU DRINK AND DRIVE YOUR A BLOODY IDIOT" "DON'T FOOL YOUR SELF SPEED KILLS" well I got some of th...
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Now Wooden this make you look !!
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Found his on U Tube, What some people will do to a Caravan........ Make a nice Bon Fire. K.J.
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How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down! 2. On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana'! 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious...
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math homework
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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine....' His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?' The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mum.' 'And this is how your t...
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PADDY & MICK
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Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "Don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my handwriting"
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six months pregnant
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When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!' I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy.' 'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bu...
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Only in the US of A!!
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HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court,word for word, taken down and published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm whilethe exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: W...
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Dying With Dignity.....
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I have already informed my family that I will not be able to afford an expensive nursing home which would allow me to die with dignity. Therefore, I have moved to the Thailand so that I can spend my final years enjoying life and dying with Dignity!Oh, and by the way .... Dignity said to say hello!!
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The Good News!
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Been reading how Viagra is now off the patents list and so has become much cheaper. On telling my wife this, she just said "bugger"! Maybe I should buy more red wine instead??
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Bumper Sticker for GNs (following the theme)
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Ladies Bowling Club Bus Ride.....
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekendTrip to Sydney The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and The Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, Having a great time, when one of th...
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ENTER YOUR PASSWORD
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The pleasures of older folk "tangling" with cyberspace Please Enter Your Password... Please enter your new password: "cabbage" Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. "boiled cabbage" Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. &qu...
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DANGEROUS COMMENT;
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Dangerous comment!! Only An Australian Can Make You Feel Like A Woman A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane a...
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BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 10
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Budget Cuts
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The AMA has weighed in on Joe Hockeys proposed changes Australias health services The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought he had a lot of nerve. The Obst...
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getting back to the basics
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Some people winge about generators, others take it to far. Bill
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Opinion Poll.....
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