A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area.

> The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.
> He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, the lady dwarf
> hears "snip, snip, snip, snip."
>
> The doctor emerges from under her skirt. 'How's that?' he says
>
> 'Well, it's a lot better actually, but..... it's still there.'
>
> Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt.
> "Snip, snip, snip, snip." Out he comes again.
>
> 'How's that?' he asks again more confident.
> 'That's wonderful! What did you do?'
>
> 'I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots.'