Just Joking

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Little Johnny or perhaps his brother...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Yendorane · Yendorane

Two Irishmen making a letter bomb Paddy- Do you think I've put enough explosives in? Mick- Dunno open it and see. Paddy- But it will explode. Mick - Don't be dumb Paddy its not addressed to you.

Vic41 · Vic41

Yendorane · Yendorane

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by your...

Vic41 · Vic41

Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. "I have great news. I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call f...

Vic41 · Vic41

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' toye...

rockylizard · rockylizard

A bloke enters a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl. He asks the assistant, "Do you make fishcakes?" The assistant replies, "Yes, of course we do." The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish? It's his birthday next week.".

Vic41 · Vic41

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.'Hey, Murphy! You just had you a son,! 'Ain't dat grand, !!'Murphy got excited by this, b...

gerard gue · gerard gue

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process.When she appeared before the judge, at her arraignmen...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Yendorane · Yendorane

An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of so...

Peterpan · Peterpan

When I'm feeling tired at work, I just use my smart phone to download a nap. In the petting zoo I saw a sheep scratching itself. Turns out it had fleece.

Yendorane · Yendorane

Paddy, One of the little people,is planning to marry, he is. he is. so he goes to visit the king of the little people and asks him how he could tell if his bride-to be is still a virgin The king says,"Aye Paddy,to be sure,all Irish humans use three things for what they call a do-it-yourself ...Virgin...

Vic41 · Vic41

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on... So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had bette...

rosco532 · rosco532

Military Warning to Australia From Pakistan....This morning, the Pakistan Minister of Immigration, Mohammed Omar Upperkhan, warned Australia to cease all military activities in Afghanistan. He stated that if it does not stop immediately, Pakistan authorities will cut off Austr...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Hendo · Hendo

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away. "The distressed woma...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	SUNDAY MORNING SEX (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	731	12:35 PM Apr 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Abstract Noun (Preview) Little Johnny or perhaps his brother...	Gunsondeck	0	607	11:10 AM Apr 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Why there are Fewer Men than Women Pt B. (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	1200	11:06 AM Apr 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Why there are Fewer Men than Women Pt A. (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	994	11:00 AM Apr 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	letter bomb (Preview) Two Irishmen making a letter bomb Paddy- Do you think I've put enough explosives in? Mick- Dunno open it and see. Paddy- But it will explode. Mick - Don't be dumb Paddy its not addressed to you.	Yendorane	0	542	07:35 AM Apr 14, 2014 by Yendorane
	NZ Royal Tour.... (Preview)	Vic41	5	1053	01:05 PM Apr 13, 2014 by Maggie and Alex
	LARRY MAY BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE!!!! (Preview) A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by your...	Yendorane	2	941	06:57 AM Apr 13, 2014 by Mick Woolnough
	Overdue (Preview) Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. "I have great news. I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call f...	Vic41	0	776	05:18 PM Apr 11, 2014 by Vic41
	Golf In Ireland... (Preview) On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' toye...	Vic41	0	639	10:14 AM Apr 11, 2014 by Vic41
	Fish Cake (Preview) A bloke enters a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl. He asks the assistant, "Do you make fishcakes?" The assistant replies, "Yes, of course we do." The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish? It's his birthday next week.".	rockylizard	0	608	08:58 AM Apr 11, 2014 by rockylizard
	Irish Lubricant.... (Preview) Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.'Hey, Murphy! You just had you a son,! 'Ain't dat grand, !!'Murphy got excited by this, b...	Vic41	0	767	12:01 PM Apr 10, 2014 by Vic41
	shoplifting at a grocery store.‏ (Preview) A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process.When she appeared before the judge, at her arraignmen...	gerard gue	1	1158	05:53 PM Apr 9, 2014 by grahos
	Men V's Women (Preview)	Gunsondeck	1	818	05:50 PM Apr 9, 2014 by grahos
	Is sex work?? (Preview) An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of so...	Yendorane	0	727	09:03 AM Apr 9, 2014 by Yendorane
	A Pun or two (Preview) When I'm feeling tired at work, I just use my smart phone to download a nap. In the petting zoo I saw a sheep scratching itself. Turns out it had fleece.	Peterpan	0	600	10:09 AM Apr 8, 2014 by Peterpan
	IRISH VIRGINITY TEST (Preview) Paddy, One of the little people,is planning to marry, he is. he is. so he goes to visit the king of the little people and asks him how he could tell if his bride-to be is still a virgin The king says,"Aye Paddy,to be sure,all Irish humans use three things for what they call a do-it-yourself ...Virgin...	Yendorane	0	790	07:50 AM Apr 8, 2014 by Yendorane
	God's Email.... (Preview) One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on... So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had bette...	Vic41	1	755	09:05 PM Apr 7, 2014 by D and D
	Military Warning to Australia From Pakistan.... (Preview) Military Warning to Australia From Pakistan....This morning, the Pakistan Minister of Immigration, Mohammed Omar Upperkhan, warned Australia to cease all military activities in Afghanistan. He stated that if it does not stop immediately, Pakistan authorities will cut off Austr...	rosco532	1	1270	08:48 PM Apr 7, 2014 by grahos
	Ain't it GREAT gettin' "mature" (Preview)	rockylizard	0	680	07:25 PM Apr 7, 2014 by rockylizard
	The Duck (Preview) A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away. "The distressed woma...	Hendo	0	813	02:46 PM Apr 7, 2014 by Hendo
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