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Ten Inches....
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Ten inches... The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!" &qu...
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Brinquedo indiano
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Kids plaything! Brinquedo indiano
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Hospital Stay
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhoea and was embarrass...
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Just a couple
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The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was?---Sir Cumference, he acquired his size from too much Pi. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects. ...
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Remember Abbot & Costello and who's on first?
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You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' mi...
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Text Messaging
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The following text message appeared on a man's iPhone from his next-door neighbour: "I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer li...
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Church Painting
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There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the local church decided to do a big restoration job on the o...
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The Medium
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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman'...
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Fanny who??
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Hysterical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw
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Man Rules
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FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.) ... WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A...
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Just Smaller
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Mum and Dad have a 13 year old daughter ,and mum thinks its time dad tells her about sex so dad takes her into the living room and sits her down and tell her about the birds and the bees when he was finished he asked if there was any questions, Yes she wanted to know what a penis was, so being a liberated male h...
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Weekly Roundup!!
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MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would...
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Where are your glasses
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Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the camp and drinking beer is not a good thing, I said. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation. She was "only thinkin...
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Paddy's Emergency Call....
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Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?' Si...
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Irish Turf....
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Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed."
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Thit No....
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night togetherin a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not h...
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Anyone like apple cider ??
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Aha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfzxesxk_Yo -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Friday 21st of February 2014 02:43:51 AM
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Oh Dear...
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3 Beautiful Children I saw her standing there and I told her she had three beautiful children. She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me. It was an honest mistake.
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Farting
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Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake h...
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Original Computer
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The original computer was a pencil with a rubber on one end. Memory was something you lost with ageAn application was for employmentA program was a radio showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pianoA web was a spider's homeA virus was the fluA CD was a bank accountA hard drive was a long trip on the r...
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