Just Joking

Hurls · Hurls

Some old some new 'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and thinkabout the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be outof work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to ...

Hendo · Hendo

Wife came home from a garage sale and excitedly told her husband she had bought a magic mirror. Bull dust! was his reaction. She said no, watch this, she stood in front of the mirror and said " mirror, mirror on the wall make my bust size forty four." Woosh, and she had the best looking breast h...

sarg · sarg

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to t...

Vic41 · Vic41

sarg · sarg

Once upon a time, a bloke asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the bloke lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch. He had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenev...

Hendo · Hendo

The Williams sisters were in the change rooms after a couple of gruelling matches when Serena asked her sister Venus Do you think Dad might be feeding us steroids?I dont think so replied Venus, Why do you ask that?Well said Serena, Im starting grow body hairThats not unusual, whereabouts asked Venus...

Vic41 · Vic41

A British father goes into his daughters bedroom and sees a letter addressed to Mum and Dad on the bed. With a heavy heart he opens it and reads: Dear Mum & Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that Im telling you that Ive eloped with my new boyfriend. Ive found real love and he is so nice. Especiall...

Delta18 · Delta18

Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?' There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of th...

Vic41 · Vic41

Someone has finally explained the reason baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs" and "Huggies," while undergarments for old people are called "Depends." You see, when babies poop their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em and Hug'em. However, when old p...

Vic41 · Vic41

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? W...

JayDee · JayDee

I think that this is a classic and should get the nod from all concerned..... Not sure if it has been posted before. Making a baby. . . This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...

Vic41 · Vic41

On a train from London to Manchester taking people to the Ashes cricket match, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across the compartment from him. "You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest...

D and D · D and D

http://on.fb.me/1bftiOd

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new Bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who wou...

sarg · sarg

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully f...

sarg · sarg

THE ARNOTT'S BISCUIT STORY. Mr. "Monte Carlo" was a fresh biscuit, He took Mrs "Vo Vo" for a "Morning Coffee". He put his hand on her "Milky Way" And she thought it was "Nice" But when he put his "Scotch Finger" On her "Date Slic...

rosco532 · rosco532

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."...

Pard · Pard

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone rings and a man engages the hands-free function and begins to talk. Man: "Hello". Woman"Hi, honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes". Woman: "I'm at the shops and have found a beautiful leat...

petengail · petengail

http://happyplace.someecards.com/4110/bridal-dress-skidmark-causes-drunken-brawl-at-scottish-wedding-reception

Hendo · Hendo

Ummmmm! . Should I post it here or post it there? . its not really a joke, just a humorous storyumm, so should I post it there. Maybe I should post it in both, that way Ill be half right, maybe half wrong damn being a GN is tougher than I thought! Dear Benefits Person, My name is Charles Wright and I live in Cab...

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	The Value of a Drink (Preview) Some old some new 'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and thinkabout the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be outof work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to ...	Hurls	1	1102	07:14 PM Jan 25, 2014 by bill12
	magic mirror (Preview) Wife came home from a garage sale and excitedly told her husband she had bought a magic mirror. Bull dust! was his reaction. She said no, watch this, she stood in front of the mirror and said " mirror, mirror on the wall make my bust size forty four." Woosh, and she had the best looking breast h...	Hendo	1	702	03:03 PM Jan 25, 2014 by Maggie and Alex
	DO YOU KNOW JESUS (Preview) An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to t...	sarg	2	699	02:45 PM Jan 25, 2014 by Vic41
	Aging Optimism (Preview)	Vic41	3	779	02:40 PM Jan 25, 2014 by Vic41
	A BEAUTIFUL STORY‏ (Preview) Once upon a time, a bloke asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the bloke lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch. He had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenev...	sarg	2	729	10:05 AM Jan 25, 2014 by GaryKelly
	Williams Sisters (Preview) The Williams sisters were in the change rooms after a couple of gruelling matches when Serena asked her sister Venus Do you think Dad might be feeding us steroids?I dont think so replied Venus, Why do you ask that?Well said Serena, Im starting grow body hairThats not unusual, whereabouts asked Venus...	Hendo	2	615	10:47 AM Jan 24, 2014 by Ontos45
	Letter To Dad (Preview) A British father goes into his daughters bedroom and sees a letter addressed to Mum and Dad on the bed. With a heavy heart he opens it and reads: Dear Mum & Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that Im telling you that Ive eloped with my new boyfriend. Ive found real love and he is so nice. Especiall...	Vic41	1	590	10:40 AM Jan 24, 2014 by Ontos45
	Nomads. (Preview) Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?' There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of th...	Delta18	2	749	10:34 AM Jan 24, 2014 by Ontos45
	Huggies Vs Depends (Preview) Someone has finally explained the reason baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs" and "Huggies," while undergarments for old people are called "Depends." You see, when babies poop their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em and Hug'em. However, when old p...	Vic41	4	1163	12:22 AM Jan 24, 2014 by Dunmowin
	Stopped By The Police At 2AM (Preview) An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? W...	Vic41	0	641	01:09 PM Jan 23, 2014 by Vic41
	Smile, but you are not on Candid Camera. (Preview) I think that this is a classic and should get the nod from all concerned..... Not sure if it has been posted before. Making a baby. . . This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...	JayDee	2	637	11:27 AM Jan 23, 2014 by brian
	English Stiff Upper Lip (Preview) On a train from London to Manchester taking people to the Ashes cricket match, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across the compartment from him. "You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest...	Vic41	0	622	01:26 PM Jan 22, 2014 by Vic41
	Honesty is always the best policy ... right? (Preview) http://on.fb.me/1bftiOd	D and D	2	606	12:03 AM Jan 22, 2014 by tonyd
	BIBLE SALES; (Preview) A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new Bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who wou...	justcruisin01	1	663	11:03 PM Jan 21, 2014 by Bryan
	Dr Smith (Preview) A flat-chested young lady went to Dr Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully f...	sarg	1	565	10:54 PM Jan 21, 2014 by Bryan
	THE ARNOTT'S BISCUIT STORY. (Preview) THE ARNOTT'S BISCUIT STORY. Mr. "Monte Carlo" was a fresh biscuit, He took Mrs "Vo Vo" for a "Morning Coffee". He put his hand on her "Milky Way" And she thought it was "Nice" But when he put his "Scotch Finger" On her "Date Slic...	sarg	2	2819	09:33 PM Jan 21, 2014 by sarg
	A teenage boy had just passed his driving test (Preview) A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."...	rosco532	0	498	09:35 AM Jan 21, 2014 by rosco532
	Hell0, hello. (Preview) Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone rings and a man engages the hands-free function and begins to talk. Man: "Hello". Woman"Hi, honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes". Woman: "I'm at the shops and have found a beautiful leat...	Pard	0	523	05:33 PM Jan 20, 2014 by Pard
	How not to get off to a good start at your wedding... (Preview) http://happyplace.someecards.com/4110/bridal-dress-skidmark-causes-drunken-brawl-at-scottish-wedding-reception	petengail	1	682	07:47 PM Jan 20, 2014 by sarg
	Where should I post (Preview) Ummmmm! . Should I post it here or post it there? . its not really a joke, just a humorous storyumm, so should I post it there. Maybe I should post it in both, that way Ill be half right, maybe half wrong damn being a GN is tougher than I thought! Dear Benefits Person, My name is Charles Wright and I live in Cab...	Hendo	5	799	04:39 PM Jan 20, 2014 by Dunmowin
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