Just Joking

reglynn · reglynn

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat....

Westcoast · Westcoast

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee, read free paper.3) 15 minutes later, swipe the Visa and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $...

Hurls · Hurls

Mother's Driver's License A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mummy, the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age', the mother replied. 'It's not polite'. 'OK', the little girl says, 'What colour was your hair 2 years a...

scooner · scooner

did you about the irishman who thought Sherlock Holmes was a block of flats also thought Ertha Kit was a set of garden tools and Stuff all was a stately home oldies but goodies

Vic41 · Vic41

Either it's out of petrol or the plugs need cleaning....

Vic41 · Vic41

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . 'You better pray that this will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to...

Hurls · Hurls

MARRIAGE HUMOR Marriage Humor Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificatefor an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.' ------------------------------- Wife : ...

Hurls · Hurls

CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry atHarvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3....

Hurls · Hurls

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.King David After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.Sasha Guitry By all means marry.If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.If you get a bad o...

kiwijims · kiwijims

THE NEW AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEMAustralians all let us rejoice The weekend now is near We've worked all bloody week for this Dear God let's get a beer. Our desks abound in paperwork Our hands are stained with ink In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage Advance to Friday drinks!! With joyful strains,...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dads way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitchers mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other bo...

kiwijims · kiwijims

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking...

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport , President Obama strides out to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buck...

Vic41 · Vic41

sarg · sarg

After an alleged visit to the Pleasure Parlour Federal politician Craig Thomson allegedly notices green lumps on his willy. So, off he goes to the doctor. Thats serious, says the doc. You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears? Yes, says Thomson, nodding seriously. Well, says the doc, youve got b...

sarg · sarg

After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin .In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a pictu...

rosco532 · rosco532

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath,but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," sh...

Joe50 · Joe50

The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. ATO Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been wi...

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

Suck baby suck blows only an expression

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	CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S - PRETTY AMAZING (Preview) The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat....	reglynn	0	893	03:22 PM Jun 20, 2014 by reglynn
	Oil change instructions (Preview) Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee, read free paper.3) 15 minutes later, swipe the Visa and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $...	Westcoast	2	1026	08:52 PM Jun 19, 2014 by Nomad1946
	Mum's Licence (Preview) Mother's Driver's License A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mummy, the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age', the mother replied. 'It's not polite'. 'OK', the little girl says, 'What colour was your hair 2 years a...	Hurls	0	939	04:48 PM Jun 17, 2014 by Hurls
	Irish thoughts (Preview) did you about the irishman who thought Sherlock Holmes was a block of flats also thought Ertha Kit was a set of garden tools and Stuff all was a stately home oldies but goodies	scooner	0	765	10:36 PM Jun 16, 2014 by scooner
	Why men don't vaccum..... (Preview) Either it's out of petrol or the plugs need cleaning....	Vic41	1	730	04:17 PM Jun 16, 2014 by Vic41
	What My Mother Taught Me (Oldie but a goodie) (Preview) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . 'You better pray that this will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to...	Vic41	2	906	02:01 PM Jun 16, 2014 by Vic41
	MARRIAGE HUMOR (Preview) MARRIAGE HUMOR Marriage Humor Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificatefor an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.' ------------------------------- Wife : ...	Hurls	0	776	07:01 PM Jun 15, 2014 by Hurls
	CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S (Preview) CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry atHarvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3....	Hurls	0	534	07:00 PM Jun 15, 2014 by Hurls
	Some Wise Words on Marriage (Preview) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.King David After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.Sasha Guitry By all means marry.If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.If you get a bad o...	Hurls	0	1425	06:59 PM Jun 15, 2014 by Hurls
	The Working Mans Anthem (Preview) THE NEW AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEMAustralians all let us rejoice The weekend now is near We've worked all bloody week for this Dear God let's get a beer. Our desks abound in paperwork Our hands are stained with ink In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage Advance to Friday drinks!! With joyful strains,...	kiwijims	0	717	01:08 PM Jun 15, 2014 by kiwijims
	My Dad's the fastest (Preview) Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dads way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitchers mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other bo...	kiwijims	0	676	12:53 PM Jun 15, 2014 by kiwijims
	Award winning joke (Preview) An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking...	kiwijims	6	1671	09:03 AM Jun 15, 2014 by bill12
	Some women know how to parallel park..... (Preview)	Vic41	15	1083	08:59 AM Jun 15, 2014 by bill12
	Obama meets the Queen... (Preview) Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport , President Obama strides out to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buck...	Vic41	0	721	01:42 AM Jun 15, 2014 by Vic41
	Longest Password..... (Preview)	Vic41	5	914	11:10 PM Jun 14, 2014 by Kendo
	OUCH !!!!!! (Preview) After an alleged visit to the Pleasure Parlour Federal politician Craig Thomson allegedly notices green lumps on his willy. So, off he goes to the doctor. Thats serious, says the doc. You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears? Yes, says Thomson, nodding seriously. Well, says the doc, youve got b...	sarg	0	600	08:29 PM Jun 14, 2014 by sarg
	THE IRISH MIRROR (Preview) *After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin .In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a pictu...*	sarg	0	725	08:26 PM Jun 14, 2014 by sarg
	Bath Night In Scotland (Preview) *A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath,but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to,* she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," sh...**	rosco532	5	1281	11:36 AM Jun 14, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	The taxman commeth (Preview) The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. ATO Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been wi...	Joe50	0	686	05:52 PM Jun 13, 2014 by Joe50
	Heard some where (Preview) Suck baby suck blows only an expression	Cowboy7307	0	706	06:59 PM Jun 12, 2014 by Cowboy7307
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