Three dead bodies turn up at a  mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police  call on the coroner to investigate.

"First body," says the  coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 70, died of heart failure  while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence  the Smile,' says the Coroner.

"Second body is Gregory  Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the Lottery. Spent it  all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile." he  says.

The Police Inspector asked, '"So what about this  third body?'" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most  unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by  lightning."

"Why the broad grin, then?" inquires the  Inspector. "He thought he was having his picture  taken".

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