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One for our generation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE turn your sound on
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Smouch
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Mrs Browns Dog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U430rpfjIIQ This clip is hysterical - her family are discussing what to do with their aging dog, Mrs Brown misunderstands the conversation.
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Irish Elevator Experience...
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Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown" The little wh...
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Subject: FW: Mating call
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Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off hi...
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RETIRED HUSBAND
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RETIRED HUSBAND After retiring, George's wife insisted that he accompany her on her trips to Woolworths (an Australian Supermarket Chain). Unfortunately, like most men, George found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, his wife is like most women - she loves...
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MORE SOAP
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A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry. So, she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following w...
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Has life come to this
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The State we are in;
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The State we are in; New South Wales A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car . Amazing, he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he sa...
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The Golf Ball and Sand Wedge
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A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy...
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WHY ETHEL CHANGED MOTELS…..
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WHY ETHEL CHANGED MOTELS.. Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70 th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a...
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Hoodathunkit
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Hmmmm!!!!
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I've got a joke. The Victorian State Parliment!! Collo.
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Collo
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Funny
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex...
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Hoodathunkit
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A Bear in a Bar in Billings
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A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.The bartender approaches and says, 'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings 'The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more force...
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The Coffee Shop
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Life just gets better as you get older, doesnt it? I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so, to get relief and reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music. Aft...
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Dropping arms and musicians
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I just heard on ABC FM radio news that Australia and other nations are considering "dropping arms and musicians" to besieged Iraqis.
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The Businessman
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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you...
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Liver & Cheese....
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LIVER & CHEESE Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her b...
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Best seniors joke ever....
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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver haired lady says, "Ac...
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aussie_paul
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Seniors Road Trip....
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for abo...
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Aussie humour at its best!
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Aussie humour at its best! A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five min...
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