The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said: "Ladies, remember excerise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens 

the pelvic muscles and will make delivery much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface...like grass or a path.

Gentleman, remember...you are in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact the shared experience would be good for both of you"

The room suddenly became very quite as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments a man slowly raised his hand.

"Yes" said the instructor.

"I was just wondering.......would it be acceptable if she carried a golf bag while we walked?"