Just Joking

Redlander · Redlander

now it is time for a poppy nap

Vic41 · Vic41

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minut...

Ontos45 · Ontos45

LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotterLOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.WINDOWS: What you shut w...

SLUG · SLUG

Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the Arraignment Judge, sworn-in, and aske...

sarg · sarg

A daughter asked her dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls ou...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 15 metres behind.Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her...

Rob49 · Rob49

someone had it in fore me

SLUG · SLUG

A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night." My daughter walked into the living room and said to me, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Ple...

Vanderee · Vanderee

Teacher: children tomorrow I will ask you all what you want to be when you grow up, like a doctor or dentist or detective, think about it seriously. OK Next morning: well children you all must have thought about your profession or job when you grow up, so.....Susan tell us about your decision. Susan: I w...

Vanderee · Vanderee

Cop car chasing a speeding car on the freeway; Cop turns on siren and flashing lights, drives alongside and the car; speeds up to 160 km the cop car on it's tail for 10 minutes, speeds up to 180 km, finally the driver pulls over; the irate cop drags the driver out of the car; " you saw me clearly and you...

Vanderee · Vanderee

Blonde just finishes showering and the door bell rings: She runs up to the door: who is it " ? Reply ; "the blind man" OK; "come on in" Blind man: "wow nicest pair I've seen for years: I am here to measure and quote for new blinds". Police dog: Cop runs into the shop...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

jules47 · jules47

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road. The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.... "Would you look at that !" says the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are ?"...

jules47 · jules47

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said. 'I'll bet a week's wage...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improveme...

Vic41 · Vic41

Discerning Police Officer Three footy fans were walking back from the MCG when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of Jolimont Road. They stopped and discovered a nude female unconscious and near death so one of them phoned the police and also requested an ambulance. Out of r...

Vic41 · Vic41

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watchin...

roadtourer · roadtourer

I seen this today and thought of you Dave

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	My Exercise regime Exercise (Preview) now it is time for a poppy nap	Redlander	1	870	10:37 PM Nov 11, 2014 by Dunmowin
	Jewish Wisdom... (Preview) A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minut...	Vic41	0	692	09:09 PM Nov 11, 2014 by Vic41
	Internet sayings in the bush. (Preview) LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotterLOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.WINDOWS: What you shut w...	Ontos45	0	716	10:29 AM Nov 11, 2014 by Ontos45
	A TRUE STORY FROM.. "THE HOUSTON HERALD" HOUSTON , TEXAS (Preview) Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the Arraignment Judge, sworn-in, and aske...	SLUG	2	1684	04:16 PM Nov 10, 2014 by SLUG
	Car language (Preview) A daughter asked her dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls ou...	sarg	0	810	02:31 PM Nov 9, 2014 by sarg
	Unusual funeral procession........... (Preview) A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 15 metres behind.Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her...	aussie_paul	0	808	12:36 PM Nov 9, 2014 by aussie_paul
	I'm afraid to use the toilet (Preview) someone had it in fore me	Rob49	0	791	08:53 PM Nov 8, 2014 by Rob49
	REVISED WILL (Preview) A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night." My daughter walked into the living room and said to me, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Ple...	SLUG	0	741	11:47 PM Nov 7, 2014 by SLUG
	OH NO.....NOT LITTLE JOHNNY AGAIN...... (Preview) Teacher: children tomorrow I will ask you all what you want to be when you grow up, like a doctor or dentist or detective, think about it seriously. OK Next morning: well children you all must have thought about your profession or job when you grow up, so.....Susan tell us about your decision. Susan: I w...	Vanderee	0	885	11:23 PM Nov 7, 2014 by Vanderee
	IRATE COP (Preview) Cop car chasing a speeding car on the freeway; Cop turns on siren and flashing lights, drives alongside and the car; speeds up to 160 km the cop car on it's tail for 10 minutes, speeds up to 180 km, finally the driver pulls over; the irate cop drags the driver out of the car; " you saw me clearly and you...	Vanderee	0	687	11:09 PM Nov 7, 2014 by Vanderee
	JUST MISS UNDERSTOOD..... (Preview) Blonde just finishes showering and the door bell rings: She runs up to the door: who is it " ? Reply ; "the blind man" OK; "come on in" Blind man: "wow nicest pair I've seen for years: I am here to measure and quote for new blinds". Police dog: Cop runs into the shop...	Vanderee	0	637	10:50 PM Nov 7, 2014 by Vanderee
	MRS SHARMA IN INDIA.... (Preview) Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone...	aussie_paul	0	877	06:42 PM Nov 7, 2014 by aussie_paul
	How to wash a cat (Preview)	Possum3	0	646	02:22 PM Nov 7, 2014 by Possum3
	Fresh Bait (Preview)	Possum3	0	672	02:12 PM Nov 7, 2014 by Possum3
	Irishmen (Preview) Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road. The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.... "Would you look at that !" says the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are ?"...	jules47	0	730	08:09 AM Nov 7, 2014 by jules47
	Don't mess with old people (Preview) A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said. 'I'll bet a week's wage...	jules47	0	745	07:00 AM Nov 7, 2014 by jules47
	Language 101 (Preview) The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improveme...	Gunsondeck	2	1000	01:57 PM Nov 6, 2014 by SLUG
	Discerning Policeman (compliments of SD) (Preview) Discerning Police Officer Three footy fans were walking back from the MCG when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of Jolimont Road. They stopped and discovered a nude female unconscious and near death so one of them phoned the police and also requested an ambulance. Out of r...	Vic41	4	1000	11:29 PM Nov 5, 2014 by Vic41
	Family....(received from PhillT) (Preview) A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watchin...	Vic41	4	1106	10:27 PM Nov 3, 2014 by Vic41
	Glenelg - this one is for you.. and others who enjoy :-) (Preview) I seen this today and thought of you Dave	roadtourer	1	731	10:30 AM Nov 2, 2014 by Vic41
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