Now these three young Nuns went to do the weekly shopping in Mother Superior's little red Mini Minor. On the way, they got T boned by a Kenworth & they were all killed.

Well naturally they went to heaven & got met at the gate by St Peter who welcomed themand told them that because of all the new expenses & GST & BSB & the war in Afghanistan & many other things that tended to be an overcrowding issue, he was going to have to ask them a question each to qualify their entrance. The Nuns talked among themselves for a bit, then the first one agreed & asked what the question was. St Peter said, "Who was the first man?" The little Nun said, "Oh that is easy, it was Adam".

Well, the bells rang, the whistles blew & the lights all flashed. "That's right, in you go." Said St Peter, then he said to the second Nun, "Are you ready?" "Yes I am," she said.

"Well your question is, who was the first woman?" "Oh that's easy too, it was Eve." She said. And the Bells rang & the whistles blew & the lights flashed. "That's right." Said St Peter, In you go too."

Well it was the last little Nun's turn, "Are you ready?" Asked St Peter, "Oh yes I am." Said the last Nun. St Peter asked, "What were the first words that Eve said to Adam?"

"Oh! That's a big hard one." Said the last little Nun, and the Bells rang, & the whistles blew, & all the lights flashed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,