Two businessmen in the centre of London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop.

As yet, the shop wasnt ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what were selling

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked,

What are you selling here?

One of the men replied sarcastically, Were selling *******s

Without skipping a beat, the old dear said, Must be doing well Only two left

Aussie Paul.