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How I lost my teeth
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I Was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, Big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number! I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?" She said, "I sure do." I said, "...
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Gunsondeck
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Football Gear........
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A Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, sh...
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Ding Dong......
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A woman's husband has gone to golf and her lover comes to visit her at home while he is gone, leaving his car down the road. They are in the bedroom making passionate love when she hears a car door slam and looking outside sees her husband coming in with his golf clubs. She pushes her lovers clothes under...
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Benefits ;;
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Dear Benefits Office Manager, My name is Mohammed Reza and I live in Birmingham. Many years ago, I married a widow who had an 18-year-old daughter.After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit and he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her and as a result, my st...
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Free health tip
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Kendo
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An Aussie at Buck Palace
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Bluey, an Aussie, goes to Buckingham Palace for an interview for a job as a footman. He is ushered into a room in front of a panel of men & women. He is asked a few questions & then the Chairman of the panel said, "That is satisfactory. Now would you roll your trouser legs up above your kn...
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kandagal
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BRITISH HUMOUR...
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These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a...
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Ha!
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Gunsondeck
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What A Guy
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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said,"Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian . He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when yo...
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rosco532
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The State We're In
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. New South Wales A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car .. Amazing, he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrol...
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Hurls
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Golf Lessons....
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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, " God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, i...
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THREE VIRGINS;;
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Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days aft...
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justcruisin01
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SCHNAUZER
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog's ears.He cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from re...
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Big Gorilla
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Honeymoon....
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed hit right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said 'How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin - in every way' The doctor told him, 'I'll...
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Vic41
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Watch those Peas
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An old woman was fronting the Judge. The judge says, "I am going to give you 6 months jail for each of the peaches in that can you have stolen" The old woman's husband puts his hand up and says, "excuse me judge, and she took a can of peas"
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Kendo
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Grins and Snickers..........
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Grins and Snickers I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the c...
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Positions....
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The Three Roses....
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A socially active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted some very personal surgery to a part of her body to tighten things up and improve the parts appearance. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia afte...
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Conquer The Scots
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CONQUER THE SCOTS... Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he nears the battlefield, there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the hill, a short, ginger-haired guy in a kilt. 'Hammer O the Scots?' yells the wee Sc...
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Home Schooled
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Most of our generation was HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. 1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning the house." 2. My mother taught me: RELIGION. "You better pray that stain will come out of the carpe...
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