He found himself in agonising pain in the hospital's ICU with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. Slowly he realized he'd been in a serious accident, with major injuries to his body.
She gave him a deep look straight into his eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow through the oxygen mask, he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your breasts then?"
