A man returns from his doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this awful prognosis the man asks his wife for a bit of rumpy pumpy....

Naturally she agrees and they make gentle love.....

About six hours later the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey dearest you know I only have 18 hours left to live,

could we please have 'argy bargy' one more time?..."Of course my love", and they make love once again....

Later as the man gets into bed, he nervously looks at his watch and realizes that now he has only 8 hours left.....

He touches his wife's shoulder and asks " Honey, please just one more time before I die."...

She says "Of course dear, and they make meaningful deep love for the third time.......

After this session his wife rolls over exhausted and falls asleep...

The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns until he's down to only 4 more hours.....

He taps his wife, who rouses.."Honey I have only 4 more hours on this earth....so....do you think we could......."

She sits up and exclaims "Oh for Petes sake!...listen, I have to get up in the morning"....."You don't"......

Hoo Roo