· Pasta was not eaten in Australia.
· Curry was a surname.
· A takeaway was a mathematical problem.
· A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower.
· All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not.
· Rice was only eaten as a milk pudding.
· Calamari was called squid and we used it as fish bait.
· A Big Mac was what we wore when it was raining.
· Brown bread was something only poor people ate.
· Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking.
· Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green.
· Sugar enjoyed a good press in those days, and was regarded as being white gold. Cubed sugar was regarded as posh.
· Fish didn't have fingers in those days
· Eating raw fish was called poverty, not sushi.
· None of us had ever heard of yogurt.
· Healthy food consisted of anything edible.
· People who didn't peel potatoes were regarded as lazy.
· Indian restaurants were only found in India.
· Cooking outside was called camping.
· Seaweed was not a recognized food.
· "Kebab" was not even a word, never mind a food.
· Prunes were medicinal.
· Surprisingly, muesli was readily available, it was called cattle feed.
· Water came out of the tap. If someone had suggested bottling it and charging more than petrol for it, they would have become a laughing stock!!
· The things that we never ever had on our table in the fifties ..... "Elbows Or Phones."
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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