Just Joking

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Gold Gollan.....lmao...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

...my implants should last foreverrrrr.....they may even outlast me......

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I can do that........NOT!!.........apparently she was warned no strenuous exercise should be undertaken, after the fourteenth month of pregnancy......lamo...Hoo Roo . -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 17th of October 2015 04:55:07 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Plenty of jokes this morning. Must have been a bad TV night!!!!! Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 17th of October 2015 09:18:23 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Should have checked the tide times....

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver wont stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: I have a question to ask you, but I dont want to offend you.She answers, My son, you cannot offend me. When youre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chanc...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Grandma's okay.......she was just sitting in her chair on the beach, last time I saw her

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A market researcher called at a house and his knockwas answered by a young woman with three smallchildren running around her. He asked her if she mindedreplying to his questions and she agreed.He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds.When she said no, he mentioned that among their...

Weevil · Weevil

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man walks out to the street and stops a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he was a cabbie who did everything right all the time. Like my coming alon...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Prince Charles and the Hooker You can't resist British humour!!Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day. He learned to brace himself as he approached h...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab wa...

SLUG · SLUG

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."Second guy: "That's nothing; I ha...

gerard gue · gerard gue

After living in Shanghai for 50 years a Chinese man decides to move to Australia.He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region.He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5 day 5 kgs weight loss programme.The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, 'If you catch me,...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	The face you make when you hear a gold signal on your detector... (Preview) Gold Gollan.....lmao...	Goldfinger	2	983	10:01 AM Oct 18, 2015 by Goldfinger
	....and they may even outlast me...... (Preview) ...my implants should last foreverrrrr.....they may even outlast me......	Goldfinger	2	923	09:46 AM Oct 18, 2015 by Goldfinger
	I can do that..........NOT!! (Preview) I can do that........NOT!!.........apparently she was warned no strenuous exercise should be undertaken, after the fourteenth month of pregnancy......lamo...Hoo Roo . -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 17th of October 2015 04:55:07 PM	Goldfinger	2	973	09:20 AM Oct 18, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Wow!!! (Preview) Plenty of jokes this morning. Must have been a bad TV night!!!!! Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 17th of October 2015 09:18:23 PM	aussie_paul	1	1056	04:44 PM Oct 17, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Should have checked the tide times...... (Preview) Should have checked the tide times....	Goldfinger	3	969	12:30 PM Oct 17, 2015 by Young Simmo
	A cabbie picks up a nun. (Preview) A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver wont stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: I have a question to ask you, but I dont want to offend you.She answers, My son, you cannot offend me. When youre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chanc...	aussie_paul	0	1053	11:46 AM Oct 17, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Pleeease don't......pleeease don't....do what I think you're about to do.. (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	825	12:04 AM Oct 17, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Grandma's Okay..... (Preview) Grandma's okay.......she was just sitting in her chair on the beach, last time I saw her	Goldfinger	0	915	11:20 PM Oct 16, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Not sure (Preview) A market researcher called at a house and his knockwas answered by a young woman with three smallchildren running around her. He asked her if she mindedreplying to his questions and she agreed.He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds.When she said no, he mentioned that among their...	Young Simmo	1	1020	10:48 PM Oct 16, 2015 by Dodge
	RV Sales - Specials for Royals Travelling Oz... (Preview)	Weevil	0	875	08:14 PM Oct 16, 2015 by Weevil
	JOKES - ENJOY! (Preview) A man walks out to the street and stops a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he was a cabbie who did everything right all the time. Like my coming alon...	aussie_paul	0	998	06:52 PM Oct 16, 2015 by aussie_paul
	BRITISH HUMOUR! (Preview) *Prince Charles* and the Hooker You can't resist British humour!!*Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day.* *He learned to brace himself as he approached h...*	justcruisin01	0	917	01:55 PM Oct 16, 2015 by justcruisin01
	Getting even with a taxi driver (Preview) A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab wa...	Woody n Sue	1	998	08:30 AM Oct 15, 2015 by iana
	SEX OF FISH (Preview) Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."Second guy: "That's nothing; I ha...	SLUG	0	913	06:34 PM Oct 14, 2015 by SLUG
	Chinese customs?? (Preview) After living in Shanghai for 50 years a Chinese man decides to move to Australia.He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region.He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees...	gerard gue	0	773	02:42 PM Oct 14, 2015 by gerard gue
	Organic farming explained (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1043	12:40 AM Oct 14, 2015 by Joe50
	This may be politically incorrect so be carefull (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	834	09:31 PM Oct 13, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Marriage changes you (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1013	09:29 AM Oct 13, 2015 by Spydermann
	JENNY CRAIG ~ FOR MEN (Preview) A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5 day 5 kgs weight loss programme.The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, 'If you catch me,...	aussie_paul	0	1110	08:23 PM Oct 12, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Just for the fun of it (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	833	06:33 PM Oct 12, 2015 by Woody n Sue
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