Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 w...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga. Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.' Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at t...

SLUG · SLUG

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, ...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Three little ducks go into a Bar...... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" sa...

Baggie · Baggie

A coloured guy and Murphy go into a pastry shop. The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice. The black guy says to Murphy, "You see how clever we are? You Paddies can never beat that!" Murphy says to the black guy, "Watch dis,...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A guy at a bar was just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

"Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10! See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!""Very good." said her mother."Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"Yes, it's because you're blonde.&q...

Yarra · Yarra

It was raining hard and a big puddle hadformed in front of the little Irish pub.An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water.A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.'Fishing,' replied the old man.'Poor old bugger' thought the gent...

SLUG · SLUG

An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't s...

Yarra · Yarra

...and tells the DJ,"I found this purse outside Raven's club. It has 1500 dollars in cash, a credit card, an iPhone 6s, and a driving license with Rebecca's name on it." The RJ asks in an impressed tone,"It was good of you to call us. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can retur...

SLUG · SLUG

An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

At a ****tail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day s...

SLUG · SLUG

SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.... 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewi...

Yarra · Yarra

Bob, a middle-aged Australian tourist on his first time in America, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel.The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whisp...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about? In fact, I do, said the old man. After I make love to my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after we make love the second time, I am usually c...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby." Aussie Paul...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... 1. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue 2. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! 3. What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick 4. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nos...

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	10 husbands, still a virgin. (Preview) A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 w...	Yarra	0	1125	02:10 PM Dec 26, 2015 by Yarra
	Here I go again (Preview) Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga. Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.' Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at t...	Young Simmo	5	1301	09:09 AM Dec 25, 2015 by Carl53
	TO BUMS (Preview) Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, ...	SLUG	0	1140	11:56 PM Dec 24, 2015 by SLUG
	Three little ducks (Preview) Three little ducks go into a Bar...... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" sa...	Woody n Sue	0	1000	10:28 PM Dec 24, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Murphy's at it again. (Preview) A coloured guy and Murphy go into a pastry shop. The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice. The black guy says to Murphy, "You see how clever we are? You Paddies can never beat that!" Murphy says to the black guy, "Watch dis,...	Baggie	0	925	05:06 PM Dec 24, 2015 by Baggie
	You win some & you loose some. (Preview) A guy at a bar was just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy...	Young Simmo	0	974	01:03 AM Dec 24, 2015 by Young Simmo
	Do I satisfy you in bed (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	826	09:41 PM Dec 23, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	A girl came skipping home from school one day (Preview) "Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10! See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!""Very good." said her mother."Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"Yes, it's because you're blonde.&q...	Yarra	1	1004	07:40 PM Dec 23, 2015 by Baggie
	Puddles (Preview) It was raining hard and a big puddle hadformed in front of the little Irish pub.An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water.A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.'Fishing,' replied the old man.'Poor old bugger' thought the gent...	Yarra	1	915	03:08 PM Dec 23, 2015 by Young Simmo
	the elderly (Preview) An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't s...	SLUG	3	1108	09:48 AM Dec 23, 2015 by Baggie
	A drunk guy calls a radio station.. (Preview) ...and tells the DJ,"I found this purse outside Raven's club. It has 1500 dollars in cash, a credit card, an iPhone 6s, and a driving license with Rebecca's name on it." The RJ asks in an impressed tone,"It was good of you to call us. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can retur...	Yarra	0	949	07:29 PM Dec 22, 2015 by Yarra
	TRICKY (Preview) An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't...	SLUG	0	1139	03:59 PM Dec 22, 2015 by SLUG
	Were you ready for marriage (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1237	04:47 PM Dec 20, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Jokes-enjoy (Preview) At a **tail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day s...	aussie_paul	0	1266	04:15 PM Dec 20, 2015 by aussie_paul
	hope these dont offend the soft co,,, (Preview) SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.... 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewi...	SLUG	5	1512	11:33 AM Dec 20, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	Aussie Bob (Preview) Bob, a middle-aged Australian tourist on his first time in America, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel.The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whisp...	Yarra	0	1252	09:44 AM Dec 20, 2015 by Yarra
	The Rectum Stretcher... (Preview) A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh...	aussie_paul	0	1325	09:38 PM Dec 19, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Adjust to your place of the world. (Preview) After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about? In fact, I do, said the old man. After I make love to my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after we make love the second time, I am usually c...	Young Simmo	2	1002	07:13 PM Dec 19, 2015 by Young Simmo
	An old guy :) (Preview) An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby." Aussie Paul...	aussie_paul	0	1069	06:29 PM Dec 19, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Sorry ... I can hear the groans from here :) (Preview) Gday... 1. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue 2. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! 3. What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick 4. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nos...	rockylizard	1	1106	04:03 PM Dec 19, 2015 by Hendo
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