Terrorism High Alert Causing Me Problems

When I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the
cashier said,
"Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this
security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.
After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found
out that she was referring to how I should:
position my credit card.
Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.

When I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the
cashier said,
"Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this
security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.
After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found
out that she was referring to how I should:
position my credit card.
Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.