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little girl with a dirty mind
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Ten Times Normal Size The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,"Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going t...
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Preggers
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She will soon
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Possum3
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Lifesavers.
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A teacher gives the class some "life savers", the candy with the hole. The children identify the flavors by their colours Red is Cherry Yellow is Lemon Green is Lime Orange is Orange Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. None of the kids could identify the taste. The teacher...
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Jet Fuel
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Shane and Phil were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Melbourne, Australia. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Phil said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Shane says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you c...
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Why not ! ? !
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Winners are Grinners.
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Working people frequently ask us, as a retired couple, what we do to make our days interesting. Well, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about five minutes. When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and sa...
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Some how not funny ..
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Since I'm getting it it isn't .. But ahh !
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Farm Life
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A little boy comes down to breakfast.Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.Not yet," said the little boy.His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.He goes to feed the...
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Not new but, worth a repeat
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Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seeme...
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Not the sharpest pencil in the box
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So this retired guy sits around the house all day wife says, You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week. Guy gives it a moments thought and says, Sure why not show me to the vacuum. Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. Wife says, I did not hear the vacuum...
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billy connolly's view on Muslims
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https://vimeo.com/24341019 Warning, this may be too extreme for this forum, but I bet you laughed!!!!!! -- Edited by Lesley F on Sunday 22nd of November 2015 01:29:37 PM
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leg warm up exercise
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Not really a joke....but it might be to some if you are probably warming up for exercise Link below https://youtu.be/jZ572yLH9sc
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Vince
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Dear Jaclyn & Heidi (G N M Times)
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Dear Jaclyn I am shortly to become engaged to a wonderful man. My psychiatrist tells me that an open, honest relationship is the foundation of a happy marriage. But there are a few things about my family that are difficult to raise in conversation. For instance, my father is a drug dealer and touches u...
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Jacky
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Jacky was sitting inthe gutter in a suburban street. It was garbage day, and the council garbage truck stopped right by him. Where's ya bin? asked the garbo. I bin away, answered Jacky No wheres ya wheely bin? asked the garbo impatiently. Oh said jacky, i weely bin in prison, but i tell me friends i've be...
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new one
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A black fella walks into a bar with one thong on. The barman ask's, Did ya lose a thong mate,? Nah i found one yeah i know you herd it already cheers.
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Dave & Mable.
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Dave & Mable first appeared as characters in On Our Selection by Steele Rudd. The rudd stories were turned into films by the Australian director Ken Hall, with a very young Peter Finch playing Dave. The sexual escapades of Dave and Mabel have been a staple of Australian humour ever since, with mo...
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The old man and the hunter
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The old man and the hunter An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor consider...
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Travelling nomads
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A couple of greynomads were travelling along the road when suddenly there running along side of them in the paddock was a three legged chook. It suddenly made a right turn up a side track towards a farm house. Intrigued by this the nomads decided to follow the chook. At the end of the track they met a farme...
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Senior Driving
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Senior Driving As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" Heck,said Herman, "It's not j...
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