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New seniors’ complex rules..


On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors, pointing out some of the rules:

 

 

 

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.

 

 

 

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

 

 

 

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

 

 

 

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

 

 

 

Are there any questions?"

 

 

 

At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:

 

 

 

"How much for a season pass?

 

Aussie Paul. smile



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A great joke Paul LOL

On a serious note my wife and I work in an aged care facility. Those in the "secure wing" who have severe dementia often loose their sexual inhibitions and it is normal to find some of them in bed together (not necessarily a heterosexual connection)and they are very promiscuous. Most facilities just accept this as part of their disease and instruct staff to just close the room door. Whos to condemn these severely brain impaired folk...........few staff in homes do !

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Bruce and Bev wrote:

A great joke Paul LOL

On a serious note my wife and I work in an aged care facility. Those in the "secure wing" who have severe dementia often loose their sexual inhibitions and it is normal to find some of them in bed together (not necessarily a heterosexual connection)and they are very promiscuous. Most facilities just accept this as part of their disease and instruct staff to just close the room door. Whos to condemn these severely brain impaired folk...........few staff in homes do !


 I can understand that completely Bruce.

Aussie Paul. smile



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