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Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

goldfinger · goldfinger

I was outside the RV trying to launch my kite.. I threw the kite up into the air, the wind would catch it for a second or two, then it would come crashing down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success... All the while I could "feel" my wife watching from the RV window, and then I heard her mutterin...

rockylizard · rockylizard

A worker in a confectionery factory had a pallet of the product fall on him. He was stuck under it for nearly three hours before anyone realised that he needed help. Apparently, every time he called out The Milky Bars are on me they all cheered and clapped.

Moorey · Moorey

A GLASS OF WINE BEFORE TURNING IN A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors - I kid you not..... Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hyb...

Yarra · Yarra

..so they go to see a priest for advice. The priest tells them they came at the right time, since his superior just sent him to Rome for 10 years, and he's leaving tomorrow.'As soon as I'll get there, I'll light a candle for you,' he promises.Time passes and the priest returns to the little town after 10 ye...

Yarra · Yarra

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old basket ball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'The little boy nodded in the affirmative. 'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'The little boy n...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

LLD · LLD

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

-- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 15th of August 2016 07:56:11 AM

Yarra · Yarra

A man comes home after a terrible round of golf, his worst ever.He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."** *The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fet...

kiwijims · kiwijims

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other outside the operating room. They're the first surgeries of the day. Jimmy leans over and whispers, What are you in here for?Alec says, Im getting my tonsils out, and Im afraid.Jimmy says, Youve got nothing to worry about. I had that d...

Yarra · Yarra

The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become familiar with the new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick in my stomach." The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why...

Yarra · Yarra

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just l...

Yarra · Yarra

Entitled You Can Be The Man Of Your House.He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when Im finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, y...

Yarra · Yarra

she decides to test them.First, she goes to the oldest's house. She jumps into a well, but her son-in-law rescues her promptly. The next morning, the oldest son-in-law finds a brand new Suzuki in front of his house with a little note: "Lots of love, your mother-in-law".The next day, she goes to her sec...

Yarra · Yarra

...so she decides to test them.First, she goes to the oldest's house. She jumps into a well, but her son-in-law rescues her promptly. The next morning, the oldest son-in-law finds a brand new Suzuki in front of his house with a little note: "Lots of love, your mother-in-law".The next day, she goes to h...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A woman spots an attractive man at a party (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1004	08:07 PM Aug 20, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	A man was on a bus when this happened (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	923	08:02 PM Aug 20, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	.....so go fly a kite she said.... (Preview) I was outside the RV trying to launch my kite.. I threw the kite up into the air, the wind would catch it for a second or two, then it would come crashing down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success... All the while I could "feel" my wife watching from the RV window, and then I heard her mutterin...	goldfinger	0	947	12:48 PM Aug 20, 2016 by goldfinger
	Factory accident (Preview) A worker in a confectionery factory had a pallet of the product fall on him. He was stuck under it for nearly three hours before anyone realised that he needed help. Apparently, every time he called out The Milky Bars are on me they all cheered and clapped.	rockylizard	1	1113	04:42 PM Aug 19, 2016 by goldfinger
	New Wine Seniors (Preview) A GLASS OF WINE BEFORE TURNING IN A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors - I kid you not..... Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hyb...	Moorey	0	1096	09:54 PM Aug 18, 2016 by Moorey
	A couple want to have children but the wife can't get pregnant.. (Preview) ..so they go to see a priest for advice. The priest tells them they came at the right time, since his superior just sent him to Rome for 10 years, and he's leaving tomorrow.'As soon as I'll get there, I'll light a candle for you,' he promises.Time passes and the priest returns to the little town after 10 ye...	Yarra	0	940	09:38 AM Aug 18, 2016 by Yarra
	Sportsmanship (Preview) At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old basket ball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'The little boy nodded in the affirmative. 'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'The little boy n...	Yarra	0	905	09:35 AM Aug 18, 2016 by Yarra
	lol.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	855	08:51 PM Aug 16, 2016 by aussie_paul
	The Oval Office (Preview)	LLD	1	905	07:50 PM Aug 16, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Have we all seen something like this ? (Preview) -- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 15th of August 2016 07:56:11 AM	Woody n Sue	1	934	07:07 PM Aug 16, 2016 by spida
	The Start of Someting Big (Preview) A man comes home after a terrible round of golf, his worst ever.He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."** *The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fet...	Yarra	0	888	03:54 PM Aug 16, 2016 by Yarra
	Modern Love Story.. (Preview) An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are...	kiwijims	0	980	11:43 AM Aug 15, 2016 by kiwijims
	Living with two sisters (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1106	07:57 AM Aug 15, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Sounds like an ex wife (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	835	09:53 PM Aug 14, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Hospital (Preview) Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other outside the operating room. They're the first surgeries of the day. Jimmy leans over and whispers, What are you in here for?Alec says, Im getting my tonsils out, and Im afraid.Jimmy says, Youve got nothing to worry about. I had that d...	Yarra	1	976	06:45 PM Aug 14, 2016 by Woody2
	Your smile for the day. (Preview) The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become familiar with the new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick in my stomach." The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why...	Yarra	0	849	06:33 PM Aug 14, 2016 by Yarra
	STUD ROOSTER (oldie but a good one) (Preview) A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just l...	Yarra	0	857	06:29 PM Aug 14, 2016 by Yarra
	The husband had just finished reading a new book (Preview) Entitled You Can Be The Man Of Your House.He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when Im finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, y...	Yarra	0	1022	11:13 AM Aug 14, 2016 by Yarra
	A mother-in-law doesn't trust her sons-in-law... (Preview) she decides to test them.First, she goes to the oldest's house. She jumps into a well, but her son-in-law rescues her promptly. The next morning, the oldest son-in-law finds a brand new Suzuki in front of his house with a little note: "Lots of love, your mother-in-law".The next day, she goes to her sec...	Yarra	0	944	11:04 AM Aug 14, 2016 by Yarra
	A mother-in-law doesn't trust her sons-in-law... (Preview) ...so she decides to test them.First, she goes to the oldest's house. She jumps into a well, but her son-in-law rescues her promptly. The next morning, the oldest son-in-law finds a brand new Suzuki in front of his house with a little note: "Lots of love, your mother-in-law".The next day, she goes to h...	Yarra	0	615	11:01 AM Aug 14, 2016 by Yarra
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