Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. 

While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. 

The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, 

You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.

The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. 

They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, 

when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?

The American diplomats reply, Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

We just can't take the risk.