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Be careful what you wish for......
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Thought you may get a laugh from this joke sent to me from my niece in Darwin...Gwynnie
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matildatraveller
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Sign of the times.
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aussie_paul
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1038
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Accident victim
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Farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you w...
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Yarra
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927
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Dead dog
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Shamus, Patrick and Michael always headed straight for the village pub after work, but today Shamus tells the boys he won't be joining them because his dog has died and he has to bury him.After offering their condolences the other two head for the pub.When two hours had gone past without a sign of Shamu...
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oldbloke
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857
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...and another Golden Oldie..just like us....lol...
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Goldfinger
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869
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Desert island
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A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!"... With this information the girl un...
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915
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Paddy again
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Paddy Murphy suspects that Mrs Murphy is doing the jiggerypokery with Declan O'Toole from next door.Deciding to catch her at it, Paddy tells her he's working late when he leaves in the morning.That evening Paddy was hiding in the bushes over the road from his house, and sure enough, shortly after dar...
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oldbloke
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1150
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Blonde again.
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One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... co...
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787
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The reason one never sees a dead penguin's body in Antartica.....
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Now...I did not know this......did you?......lol...Hoo Roo........P.S. Disregard my mate's email address....
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Goldfinger
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What's the best thing about.....???
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My family sent me this photo while on the road..... Gwynnie
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matildatraveller
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An oldie always guaranteed to make me laugh.....
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I think most of us have experienced something similar...in various forms...lmao....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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776
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Little Johnny
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Woody n Sue
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Gettin' ready for Huntin' Season.....
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How sporting is this.....?...hope there's not a heavy recoil.......she's definitely a 'Keeper'.....lmao...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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765
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SEX and GRAMMAR
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On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old...
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Possum3
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849
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Asking questions.
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aussie_paul
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927
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Down South
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These are allegedly comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take yo...
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803
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Just not cricket...
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Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask abouthis pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.He asks, Hows the situation?He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.They said, Its fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"
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Des and Jane
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818
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Blonde
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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if sh...
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718
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Helga's Cruise Ship Diary
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait! DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. S...
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Hendo
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954
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Nelson Mandella
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Nelson Mandella is sitting at home watching TV and drinking tea when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complet...
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