Just Joking

kiwijims · kiwijims

I was reading an article about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back to the time I took my son for his first pint.We went to the local and I ordered a VB which he did not like so I drank it.I then ordered a Hahn Dry which he did not like either so I drank that as well.I thought he might like a Canadian...

Yarra · Yarra

Economic models explained through the medium of... cows. SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM Y...

Possum3 · Possum3

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said.. Jesus knows youre here. He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two Crocodiles, one smaller then the other were resting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I can`t understand how you can be so bigger then me. We are the same age, we were the same size when we were kids. I just don`t get it " Well," said the b...

Possum3 · Possum3

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)... 5. Don't bother him with his movements So what's so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY: It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a comp...

kiwijims · kiwijims

I wonder if he got it home in one piece,,,,,,,,,,, K.J.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody2 · Woody2

AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL / NETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Cricket. 5. The sport o...

Woody2 · Woody2

A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORYA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell as...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and aga...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Daniel Andrews visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Bishop that Bill Shorten would be attending the next day's Mass andhe asked if the Cardinal would kindly point him out to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Bill a saint.The Cardinal replied, "No. I d...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Yarra · Yarra

A man named Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger comes up behind him and asks Have you got the time? Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and turns around. After glancing at his wrist he says it's about a quarter to six. Hey, that's a pret...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

HYPNOSISWoman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.''No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened ?'His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at mysel...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Racial profilingI was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and startsdrinking a beer.I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"He says "No, I don't. And furthermore...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third wo...

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	Son's First Pint..... (Preview) I was reading an article about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back to the time I took my son for his first pint.We went to the local and I ordered a VB which he did not like so I drank it.I then ordered a Hahn Dry which he did not like either so I drank that as well.I thought he might like a Canadian...	kiwijims	0	728	12:04 PM Apr 6, 2017 by kiwijims
	Holy Cow (Preview) Economic models explained through the medium of... cows. SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM Y...	Yarra	0	882	10:52 AM Apr 5, 2017 by Yarra
	The coming of the Lord? (Preview) A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said.. Jesus knows youre here. He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as...	Possum3	0	786	10:50 PM Apr 4, 2017 by Possum3
	Little Johnny's turn to say grace (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	793	09:07 PM Apr 4, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Two Crocodiles!!!!!!!!!!! (Preview) Two Crocodiles, one smaller then the other were resting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I can`t understand how you can be so bigger then me. We are the same age, we were the same size when we were kids. I just don`t get it " Well," said the b...	aussie_paul	0	766	05:58 PM Apr 4, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Happiness (Preview) HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)... 5. Don't bother him with his movements So what's so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY: It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a comp...	Possum3	1	976	11:40 AM Apr 4, 2017 by grahos
	Another Aldi happy customer..... (Preview) I wonder if he got it home in one piece,,,,,,,,,,, K.J.	kiwijims	2	820	12:52 AM Apr 4, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Getting fooled.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	931	12:14 PM Apr 3, 2017 by Stl
	An interesting observation (Preview) AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL / NETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Cricket. 5. The sport o...	Woody2	0	736	09:00 AM Apr 2, 2017 by Woody2
	Short,but beautiful love story(x rated at the end) (Preview) A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORYA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell as...	Woody2	0	799	08:57 AM Apr 2, 2017 by Woody2
	Groan ( shaking my head ) (Preview) A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and aga...	Woody n Sue	2	957	08:29 AM Apr 2, 2017 by Woody2
	Doctgors report!! (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	731	08:59 PM Apr 1, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Daniel Andrews visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral. (Preview) Daniel Andrews visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Bishop that Bill Shorten would be attending the next day's Mass andhe asked if the Cardinal would kindly point him out to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Bill a saint.The Cardinal replied, "No. I d...	aussie_paul	4	1168	08:33 PM Apr 1, 2017 by grahos
	Good Women Drivers (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	794	05:19 PM Apr 1, 2017 by kiwijims
	Randy Parents (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	745	03:42 PM Apr 1, 2017 by kiwijims
	Caught Speeding (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	744	03:41 PM Apr 1, 2017 by kiwijims
	Don't you want the batteries (Preview) A man named Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger comes up behind him and asks Have you got the time? Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and turns around. After glancing at his wrist he says it's about a quarter to six. Hey, that's a pret...	Yarra	1	869	09:34 AM Mar 31, 2017 by Blues Man
	HYPNOSIS....... (Preview) HYPNOSISWoman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.''No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened ?'His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at mysel...	aussie_paul	1	719	09:23 AM Mar 31, 2017 by Blues Man
	Racial profiling (Preview) Racial profilingI was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and startsdrinking a beer.I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"He says "No, I don't. And furthermore...	aussie_paul	1	828	09:21 AM Mar 31, 2017 by Blues Man
	Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!! (Preview) Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third wo...	aussie_paul	1	702	09:17 AM Mar 31, 2017 by Blues Man
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