Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A 17-year-old boy goes into a drug store to buy condoms and walks up to the pharmacy counter.The pharmacist asks the young man whether he wants a 3, 9, or 12 pack.Well, Ive been seeing this girl for a few months now, the boy began, and I think tonight is the night. First, were going to have dinner with her pa...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to." God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

COMPLETE vs FINISHED Time for a clear, serious grammar lesson.No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later! A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." ------------------------------ ------ A blond man spies a letter lyin...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Plea...

Possum3 · Possum3

- Extracts from letters written by council tenants: > 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. > ... 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. > 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his ba...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Hoo Roo

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A hooded robber burst into a North Dakota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave North Dakota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around t...

Woody2 · Woody2

There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient thr...

Yarra · Yarra

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "C...

Hendo · Hendo

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub. He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie." 'She replied, 'Aw, Jock that's nice. Are you taking me tae the pub with you?" 'Nay," Jock replied "I'm t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

I see Ansell has been bought out by Chinese company . Through stiff competition Aust condom company has been taken over .. Just what we need at our age !! Hard to believe .. Can imagine the adds ., Lol Dinkum condom . Etc

Woody2 · Woody2

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news.You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into thewaiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when t...

Woody2 · Woody2

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.... Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

Woody2 · Woody2

Little Billy was very sad....Bluey the budgie had died .. His Dad said " Look Son...There he is laying there on his back , with his little legs sticking up in the air.... God will come down from Heaven , pick him up by those legs and take him back to Heaven with him "... That satisfied Billy to think Bluey w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A 17-year-old boy goes into a drug store to buy condoms (Preview) A 17-year-old boy goes into a drug store to buy condoms and walks up to the pharmacy counter.The pharmacist asks the young man whether he wants a 3, 9, or 12 pack.Well, Ive been seeing this girl for a few months now, the boy began, and I think tonight is the night. First, were going to have dinner with her pa...	aussie_paul	0	1005	10:52 PM May 31, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Another lol... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	805	07:19 PM May 31, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Garden of Eden (Preview) Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to." God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always a...	Possum3	1	776	07:02 PM May 31, 2017 by Woody2
	COMPLETE vs FINISHED (Preview) COMPLETE vs FINISHED Time for a clear, serious grammar lesson.No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man...	aussie_paul	0	926	05:05 PM May 30, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Should have bought a hat Bert... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	820	04:39 PM May 30, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Blond/Grey Men (Preview) *Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later!* A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." ------------------------------ ------ A blond man spies a letter lyin...	aussie_paul	0	672	04:28 PM May 30, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Golfer had an accident (Preview) A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Plea...	Woody n Sue	2	796	01:20 PM May 30, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Complaints to Councils - UK. (Preview) - Extracts from letters written by council tenants: > 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. > ... 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. > 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his ba...	Possum3	0	726	12:18 PM May 30, 2017 by Possum3
	Never, Never,...Ever...Let the Groom Order The Wedding Cake....... (Preview) Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	3	791	10:19 AM May 30, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Quick thinker... (Preview) A hooded robber burst into a North Dakota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave North Dakota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around t...	aussie_paul	2	969	09:24 AM May 30, 2017 by Blues Man
	Quickie in the Bushes (Preview) There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient thr...	Woody2	1	1016	09:22 AM May 30, 2017 by Blues Man
	The Nice Man Became Impatient (Preview) A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "C...	Yarra	1	1087	09:19 AM May 30, 2017 by Blues Man
	Scottish husband (Preview) A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub. He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie." 'She replied, 'Aw, Jock that's nice. Are you taking me tae the pub with you?" 'Nay," Jock replied "I'm t...	Hendo	0	798	08:49 AM May 29, 2017 by Hendo
	A tiny bit rude... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	882	10:14 PM May 27, 2017 by aussie_paul
	A little rude.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	806	10:12 PM May 27, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Condoms made offshore !! (Preview) I see Ansell has been bought out by Chinese company . Through stiff competition Aust condom company has been taken over .. Just what we need at our age !! Hard to believe .. Can imagine the adds ., Lol Dinkum condom . Etc	Aus-Kiwi	4	787	09:35 PM May 26, 2017 by woofta and precious
	Putting your affairs in order (Preview) The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news.You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into thewaiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when t...	Woody2	0	870	07:15 PM May 26, 2017 by Woody2
	Thought for the day (Preview) THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.... Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.	Woody2	0	893	07:13 PM May 26, 2017 by Woody2
	Little Billy (Preview) Little Billy was very sad....Bluey the budgie had died .. His Dad said " Look Son...There he is laying there on his back , with his little legs sticking up in the air.... God will come down from Heaven , pick him up by those legs and take him back to Heaven with him "... That satisfied Billy to think Bluey w...	Woody2	0	698	10:51 AM May 26, 2017 by Woody2
	Caring???? (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1144	01:08 AM May 26, 2017 by Tony Bev
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