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Another lol..
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Paddy's wife..
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A teenager..
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A teenager approached his grandmother nervously and asked her a question.Granny, have you seen a bottle of pills lying around? The label says LSD, he asked.The grandmother swung around quickly as the boy prepared to be scolded.To hell with the pills! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!
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What money..
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.His bookkeeper is deaf.That was the reason he got the job in the first place.It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido abo...
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Mrs. Donovan..
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Mrs. Donovan was walking down OConnell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.The Father said, Top o the mornin To ye! Arent ye Mrs. Donovan And didnt I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?She replied, Aye, that ye did, Father.The Father asked, And be there Any wee little ones yet?She...
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Elderly Lady.
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My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving.""Well, y...
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Breaking news!
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Cyclist riding along the towpath finds the nude body of a man with a Weetbix protruding from his anus. Police are looking for a cereal killer. -- Edited by Magnarc on Tuesday 2nd of September 2025 07:29:01 AM
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Dangerous sports..
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Half price fare..
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Half price fare.An airline introduced a half-price fare for women accompanying their husbands on business trips.Expecting valuable testimonials, the airline wrote to all of the wives whod used the special rate, asking them if they enjoyed their trip.Letters are still pouring in asking, What tr...
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And you thought..
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And you thought you'd out smarted them Authorities found a Nigerian man dead in his apartment surrounded by more than $17billon US in cash. Seems he'd been trying to give it away for yrs but no one would reply to his emails
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An old man..
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An old man at the end of a jetty was selling seagulls $2.50 for one, or three for five bucks.A curious tourist approached him and said, Ill take one, please, before handing over his money.The old man pocketed the money, pointed up to the sky and said: See that one there? Thats your one.
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Short story...
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Man driving up windy country road.Woman driving down windy country road.As cars pass each other woman yells out window; "PIG!"Man retorts "BITCH!"Man rounds next curve and the man crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road, and dies.Thought for the day; IF MEN WOULD JUST LISTEN.
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While in China..
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Coupla funnies.
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DNA test..
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A mother thinks there is something strange about her son so she has a DNA test done in secret.After a long, nervous few days of waiting, the results finally come back.She is shocked to find out that her son is not actually related to her or her husband at all.With a heavy heart, she approaches her husband...
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