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Fifi.
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The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and sa...
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Possum3
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Sent by a Yankeeee mate of mine...
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After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonscopy in Alabama. I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful Nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.. As I lay naked on my side on the examination table, this...
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Goldfinger
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The expensive hat!
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A 60 year old lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship. .... She was using both hands to hold her hat onto her head so it wouldn't blow away..... A gentleman approached the lady and said ..... "Ma'am, .... I am sorry to bother you but the wind is blowing your dress up"..... The lady replied, ....
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Yarra
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Japanese doctor on exercise
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Love this Japanese Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of...
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Woody n Sue
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A guy goes into the confessional box after years
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Default A guy goes into the confessional box after yearsHe pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. Theres a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of various wom...
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Yarra
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A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.
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Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.Son: Okay I was watching Kung Fu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad. Mom: Haha, after...
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Yarra
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Viagra
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A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! 'Viagra' is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
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Woody2
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Old folks home.
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The new manager at the old folks home was outlining the new rules........ "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rul...
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Magnarc
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Old fella still got it ! Lol
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Aus-Kiwi
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What difference can one word make?
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Goldfinger
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"Fallen Angels!"
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...
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Possum3
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Scottish Cop
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-----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...
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Hendo
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I know its been told before..its all in the way you tell it!....
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A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...
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Goldfinger
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After the Wedding night concerns
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Woody n Sue
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Indiscretion .
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Aus-Kiwi
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Romantic is economical .. Lol
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Aus-Kiwi
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The teacher said
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The teacher said ,attached i hope
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Craig1
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Some good advice
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Woody n Sue
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Old Robert
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Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...
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Yarra
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Political joke..
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read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...
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aussie_paul
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