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Bus Driver
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A Priest dies and goes to heaven. As he's approaching the gates, he hears a band of singing and dancing angels approach, and begins to get excited. The lead angel approaches the Priest and asks if he would mind stepping aside for a moment. Surprised, the Priest does as he's asked. The angels march out of...
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Dinner Party
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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realised that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucke...
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The cynical philospher
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I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year; not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number? Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. N...
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67HR
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Are you smart or brilliant
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Woody n Sue
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It’s just a flash in the pan
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Woody n Sue
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Under the Bed
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Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then...
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How many ...
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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two very small ones.
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dorian
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Hmmm I wouldn’t know
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Woody n Sue
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Kiwi
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What's one thing a kiwi won't do for his country
Answer____ live in it
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Phurls
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As BUDDHA was quoted:
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As BUDDHA was quoted: "There are three things that cannot be easily hidden,the sun, the moon, the truth."Two Truths and 5 Rules of LifeSIMPLE TRUTH 1:Lovers help each other undress before sex.However, after sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you'r...
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Who?
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A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a feeling of generosity. He called them int...
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Proposal
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Jeff had gone to propose to his girlfriend and returned home crying bitterly. "What happened, son?" his father asked, eagerly awaiting her response. "Did she accept?" "No, she sure didn't," sobbed Jeff. "When I told her what you advised me to say, she slapped my face and told me to get out." "Did you be...
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Pecans in the cemetery...
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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down t...
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And that's when the fight started!
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WIFE:
âIâve got blisters on my hands from the broomâ
HUSBAND:
âNext time take the car, silly!â
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The Guillotine
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The GuillotineA Scotsman an Englishman and Paddy the Irishman were captured by the French at the time of the French revolution and were condemned to death by guillotine the following morning. The next morning the Scotsman was brought out first and was asked if he wanted to wear a blindfold and he re...
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Ears
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Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business call...
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The Gorilla
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The local zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem - the gorilla was on heat! To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the sp...
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Shooting Cans
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Once there was a man who had just bought himself a brand new gun. Because of this, he decided to practice at a shooting range. There was one problem though - the range required a membership and the membership cost too much money for the man.So the man asked "I need to practice using this thing. What am I sup...
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Fine Restaurant
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemal...
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Doggy Style
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My neighbour went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult time achieving an orgasm. The doctor asked her "Which position do you use?" "Doggy-style" she replied. "Why don't you go home and, tonight, try it missionary position and see if that works any better" said the doctor. "We've tried that"...
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