Just Joking

67HR · 67HR

Teacher Arrested. A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...

RustyD · RustyD

S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .... - - - - - - - But FART !! Just ONE friggin...

RustyD · RustyD

Wanna buy a consonant?Is your heart racing over CLIO R.S.?

Moorey · Moorey

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone. He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old lady went to the doctors; I dont know whats wrong with me, she says. I keep farting but my farts are silent and odourless. In fact, Ive farted 20 times since walking in here without you noticing. The doctor gives the lady some medication and instructs her to return in a weeks time. At her next appoin...

Possum3 · Possum3

They ended up in Cairns.

Moorey · Moorey

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Hoo Roo

RustyD · RustyD

Possum3 · Possum3

Housewife walked into kitchen and saw husband with fly swatter - She; "whatcha doin?" He; Just "swattin' flies", She; "Caught any?" He; "Yep two boys and three girls" She; "Howdya know wat they were?" He; "Two were on beer can and three were on the phone"

RustyD · RustyD

-- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:06:39 PM -- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:07:21 PM

RustyD · RustyD

BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIAST A Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney, when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage. Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming pa...

matildatraveller · matildatraveller

Thought you may get a laugh from this joke sent to me from my niece in Darwin...Gwynnie

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Yarra · Yarra

Farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you w...

oldbloke · oldbloke

Shamus, Patrick and Michael always headed straight for the village pub after work, but today Shamus tells the boys he won't be joining them because his dog has died and he has to bury him.After offering their condolences the other two head for the pub.When two hours had gone past without a sign of Shamu...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Perfection!....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!"... With this information the girl un...

oldbloke · oldbloke

Paddy Murphy suspects that Mrs Murphy is doing the jiggerypokery with Declan O'Toole from next door.Deciding to catch her at it, Paddy tells her he's working late when he leaves in the morning.That evening Paddy was hiding in the bushes over the road from his house, and sure enough, shortly after dar...

Possum3 · Possum3

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... co...

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	BREAKING NEWS!!! (Preview) Teacher Arrested. A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...	67HR	0	1338	07:16 PM Aug 18, 2017 by 67HR
	Cheers (Preview) S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .... - - - - - - - But FART !! Just ONE friggin...	RustyD	0	1293	03:00 PM Aug 16, 2017 by RustyD
	Renault Clio Ad (Preview) Wanna buy a consonant?Is your heart racing over CLIO R.S.?	RustyD	0	1154	10:58 AM Aug 16, 2017 by RustyD
	Joke of the day (Preview) An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone. He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot...	Moorey	0	1374	08:26 PM Aug 15, 2017 by Moorey
	Old lady at Drs. (Preview) An old lady went to the doctors; I dont know whats wrong with me, she says. I keep farting but my farts are silent and odourless. In fact, Ive farted 20 times since walking in here without you noticing. The doctor gives the lady some medication and instructs her to return in a weeks time. At her next appoin...	Possum3	0	1123	03:36 PM Aug 14, 2017 by Possum3
	Two baked beans travelling around Australia (Preview) They ended up in Cairns.	Possum3	3	1119	07:47 PM Aug 13, 2017 by Possum3
	Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum (Preview)	Moorey	0	892	12:38 PM Aug 13, 2017 by Moorey
	Top...ical...Cat! (Preview) Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	836	11:56 AM Aug 13, 2017 by RustyD
	Tea is Evil (Preview)	RustyD	0	894	04:37 PM Aug 12, 2017 by RustyD
	Determining sex. (Preview) Housewife walked into kitchen and saw husband with fly swatter - She; "whatcha doin?" He; Just "swattin' flies", She; "Caught any?" He; "Yep two boys and three girls" She; "Howdya know wat they were?" He; "Two were on beer can and three were on the phone"	Possum3	0	935	11:16 AM Aug 12, 2017 by Possum3
	My new knee (Preview) -- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:06:39 PM -- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:07:21 PM	RustyD	0	982	10:05 PM Aug 10, 2017 by RustyD
	Brave Soldier (Preview) BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIAST A Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney, when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage. Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming pa...	RustyD	4	1080	07:28 PM Aug 10, 2017 by RustyD
	Be careful what you wish for...... (Preview) Thought you may get a laugh from this joke sent to me from my niece in Darwin...Gwynnie	matildatraveller	1	984	07:58 AM Aug 10, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Sign of the times. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	988	10:40 PM Aug 9, 2017 by RustyD
	Accident victim (Preview) Farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you w...	Yarra	0	884	11:59 AM Aug 9, 2017 by Yarra
	Dead dog (Preview) Shamus, Patrick and Michael always headed straight for the village pub after work, but today Shamus tells the boys he won't be joining them because his dog has died and he has to bury him.After offering their condolences the other two head for the pub.When two hours had gone past without a sign of Shamu...	oldbloke	0	809	11:23 AM Aug 9, 2017 by oldbloke
	...and another Golden Oldie..just like us....lol... (Preview) Perfection!....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	824	01:07 PM Aug 7, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Desert island (Preview) A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!"... With this information the girl un...	Possum3	0	870	12:33 PM Aug 7, 2017 by Possum3
	Paddy again (Preview) Paddy Murphy suspects that Mrs Murphy is doing the jiggerypokery with Declan O'Toole from next door.Deciding to catch her at it, Paddy tells her he's working late when he leaves in the morning.That evening Paddy was hiding in the bushes over the road from his house, and sure enough, shortly after dar...	oldbloke	0	1099	12:28 PM Aug 7, 2017 by oldbloke
	Blonde again. (Preview) One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... co...	Possum3	0	737	10:29 PM Aug 6, 2017 by Possum3
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