This guy just started at his new job, working at a p.rno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and asks if he can handle it. The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the bosss positive comments he finally agrees. A few minutes later a white woman walks in and asks, How much for the white dildo?
He answers, $35.
White Woman: How much for the black one?
Guy: $35 for the black one, they are the same price. She: I think Ill take the black one. Ive never had a black one before. She pays him, and off she goes.
A little while later a black woman comes in and asks How much for the black dildo?
Guy: $35.
Black Woman: How much for the white one?
Guy: $35 for the white one also, they are the same price.
Black Woman: HmmmI think Ill take the white one. Ive never had a white one before She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, How much are your dildos?
Guy: $35 for the white, $35 for the black.
Blonde: Hmmm.how much is that plaid one on the shelf?
Guy: Well, thats a very special dildoitll cost you $150. She thinks for a moment and answers, Ill take the plaid one, Ive never had a plaid one before. She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guys boss returns and asks, How did you do while I was gone? The salesman responded,
Guy: I think I did pretty good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $150!
