Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, Ill give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.... Johnny said, Ill be fast. Ill throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and Ill be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he wont even be able to get his Pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, The bastard used coins! Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it or risk getting screwed an uncountable times!
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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