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A Day at Work
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Bugger
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Misunderstood.
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When I got home my wife had two of her friends round. "Here he is," she said. "We were just talking about having a foursome, if you're up for it?" She smiled and winked. Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my d1ck in my hand. They all had tennis racquets in theirs! -- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 18th...
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Hazardous Material
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Day Care
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Tweety
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We used have this stuck on our fridge.
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Olympian
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A man met a beautiful lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One mornin...
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Senior Sex
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The frequency of sexual activity of senior Males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Statistics Canada And The United Nations Board of Health Team, Revealed that: Australian men between 60 And 80 years of age, will on average, have sex Two to three times per week, where...
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Heaven & Hell
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Ain't this the truth..
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Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Sunday 16th of July 2017 08:12:41 PM
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Secure load...
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Taxis drivers
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A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "...
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Compassion.
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FEMALE COMPASSION (NEVER TO BE UNDERESTIMATED)A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.The second woman said 'Ha...
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Amber Traffic Light . . .
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Amber Traffic Light . . . The light turned amber, just in front of a fella. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him was furious, as she slammed on her brakes, and honked h...
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Magic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbVz5V6DCds
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Could so be Australia
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Where's your licence?
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A police officer pulled over a bloke and asked him for his license, the bloke said "sorry I must have left it at home". The officer said "Ok, can you at least identify yourself"So the bloke adjusted his rear view mirror, took a quick look at himself and said: "Yes, it's me."
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WALKING THE DOG......
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A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney Along the way. The flight attendant explained that There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board In 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one...
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Another Airline
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When I was in the pub last-night I overheard a couple of d1ckheads saying that they wouldn't feel safe on a Aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman! What a pair of sexist Tw*ts. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the flaming thing is it?. -- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 11th of July 2017 04:09:0...
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Irish Text
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