Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Louise walked in to church one day in a see-through blouse and the priest stopped her from going any further. You cant come into church like that, he said. Yes, I can, said Louise. I have a divine right. You have a divine left as well, my dear, said the priest. But you still cant come in without a hat.

Paintar · Paintar

Snow white, Superman and Pinochio are walking down the street. They come across a sign that says : Beauty Contest.. Snow white says she is going to enter. After a while she comes out with the 1st prize!... They walk further and come across a sign that reads : Strongest man contest. Superman ente...

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

What did Santa say, When he saw Rudolph's report card from school? "You've gone down in History"

Possum3 · Possum3

What did the Doctor say, when the Gingerbread man had a sore knee? "Did you try icing it?". I promise I won't post any more - today at least.

Possum3 · Possum3

Women are unhappier than men until they reach their mid-80s, a new survey has found. While men were found to be happier in their younger years, women only overtake them after the age of 85 The NHS Health Survey for England concentrated on 8,000 people, and found a dramatic difference between the gende...

Relax-n · Relax-n

Went to the bookstore and asked the salesperson where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Theatre Seats for Seniors An old man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in themovie theatre.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The old man didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

1. Buy four little piglets. 2. Paint 1,2,3,5 on their backs. 3. Release the piglets in a Bunnings store. 5. Laugh at the people all looking for number 4.

Possum3 · Possum3

Child-Bride: I've got splinters in my hand from that old broom. Me: Well you're silly - why didn't you take the car? Doc reckons I'll be able to see out of my right eye soon.

Possum3 · Possum3

A priest settled in to his hotel room after a long day on the road. Before heading downstairs for a quick bite to eat, he opened the bible that belonged in the hotel room and had a quick read to soothe his mind. Downstairs in the bar, he struck up a conversation with the barmaid. They spoke for hours before h...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Possum3 · Possum3

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little...

Yendorane · Yendorane

"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Ranger. "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!" Now, Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fear...

Possum3 · Possum3

Cop; "You were driving too fast". Me; "I was just trying to keep up with traffic". Cop;"There are no other cars on the road" Me; "I know! That's how far behind I am"

Possum3 · Possum3

One day, Johnny sees his father getting out of the shower. Whats that hanging between your legs? he asks. Thats my nerve, says his father. Yours will be this big one of these days. The next day in school, Johnny asks to use the toilet. In a minute, the teacher tells him. Nancy has just gone to the bathroom s...

Possum3 · Possum3

Santa is up before the Judge, Charged with three counts of sex discrimination. Apparently a young lady walked past him in the Mall, And he called out. .................... ........................ ............................ HO, HO, HO

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	In Church. (Preview) Louise walked in to church one day in a see-through blouse and the priest stopped her from going any further. You cant come into church like that, he said. Yes, I can, said Louise. I have a divine right. You have a divine left as well, my dear, said the priest. But you still cant come in without a hat.	Possum3	1	1226	09:17 AM Dec 20, 2017 by Blues Man
	1st Prize (Preview) Snow white, Superman and Pinochio are walking down the street. They come across a sign that says : Beauty Contest.. Snow white says she is going to enter. After a while she comes out with the 1st prize!... They walk further and come across a sign that reads : Strongest man contest. Superman ente...	Paintar	7	1447	10:05 PM Dec 18, 2017 by Craig1
	Golf (Preview) A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...	Possum3	1	866	08:47 PM Dec 16, 2017 by Blues Man
	Golf (Preview) A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...	Possum3	1	886	08:45 PM Dec 16, 2017 by Blues Man
	What could possibly go wrong!!! (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	10	1262	08:34 PM Dec 16, 2017 by RustyD
	Dad Joke (Preview) What did Santa say, When he saw Rudolph's report card from school? "You've gone down in History"	Possum3	1	1138	09:06 PM Dec 15, 2017 by grahos
	Dad Joke #2 (Preview) What did the Doctor say, when the Gingerbread man had a sore knee? "Did you try icing it?". I promise I won't post any more - today at least.	Possum3	0	912	10:12 AM Dec 15, 2017 by Possum3
	Unhappy Women (Preview) Women are unhappier than men until they reach their mid-80s, a new survey has found. While men were found to be happier in their younger years, women only overtake them after the age of 85 The NHS Health Survey for England concentrated on 8,000 people, and found a dramatic difference between the gende...	Possum3	0	1017	09:51 AM Dec 15, 2017 by Possum3
	Self Help? (Preview) Went to the bookstore and asked the salesperson where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.	Relax-n	0	826	10:32 PM Dec 14, 2017 by Relax-n
	Theatre Seats for Seniors (Preview) Theatre Seats for Seniors An old man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in themovie theatre.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The old man didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't...	aussie_paul	1	982	12:57 PM Dec 14, 2017 by Blues Man
	Cold.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1503	09:39 PM Dec 13, 2017 by Craig1
	Hide and seek. (Preview) 1. Buy four little piglets. 2. Paint 1,2,3,5 on their backs. 3. Release the piglets in a Bunnings store. 5. Laugh at the people all looking for number 4.	Possum3	2	1310	09:50 PM Dec 12, 2017 by RustyD
	Deserved it. (Preview) Child-Bride: I've got splinters in my hand from that old broom. Me: Well you're silly - why didn't you take the car? Doc reckons I'll be able to see out of my right eye soon.	Possum3	0	794	03:44 PM Dec 12, 2017 by Possum3
	A Sunday tale. (Preview) A priest settled in to his hotel room after a long day on the road. Before heading downstairs for a quick bite to eat, he opened the bible that belonged in the hotel room and had a quick read to soothe his mind. Downstairs in the bar, he struck up a conversation with the barmaid. They spoke for hours before h...	Possum3	1	1473	07:02 AM Dec 11, 2017 by Blues Man
	Go on .... smile ... it ain't THAT bad :) (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	5	1261	05:13 PM Dec 10, 2017 by grahos
	I Promise. (Preview) It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little...	Possum3	2	905	07:11 AM Dec 10, 2017 by Blues Man
	Late again! (Preview) "Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Ranger. "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!" Now, Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fear...	Yendorane	1	997	09:06 PM Dec 9, 2017 by Craig1
	Speeding (Preview) Cop; "You were driving too fast". Me; "I was just trying to keep up with traffic". Cop;"There are no other cars on the road" Me; "I know! That's how far behind I am"	Possum3	0	930	01:53 PM Dec 9, 2017 by Possum3
	Johnny (Preview) One day, Johnny sees his father getting out of the shower. Whats that hanging between your legs? he asks. Thats my nerve, says his father. Yours will be this big one of these days. The next day in school, Johnny asks to use the toilet. In a minute, the teacher tells him. Nancy has just gone to the bathroom s...	Possum3	0	1158	07:08 PM Dec 7, 2017 by Possum3
	Santa Gaoled. (Preview) Santa is up before the Judge, Charged with three counts of sex discrimination. Apparently a young lady walked past him in the Mall, And he called out. .................... ........................ ............................ HO, HO, HO	Possum3	0	807	03:11 PM Dec 7, 2017 by Possum3
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