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Balding Nomad.
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Jim got tired of losing his hair and starting to go bald - So he decided to shave it all off. Now he was totally bald so Jim went down to his local Pub to test the new look on his friends and ran into his best mate Frank. Frank burst out laughing and said; "Your head now looks like my wife's B*m". Jim put a hand t...
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“ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE”
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Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home. I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous,almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. ### It was very warm and she was we...
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aussie_paul
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995
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The Love Dress, oldie but still good.
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A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked.'I'm waiting fo...
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aussie_paul
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822
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Blonde again
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A blond is telling her bff about her first time riding a horse. "So I got on this pretty little horse and it just took off galloping with me. I tried to hang on but, the saddle was so slippery that I started to fall off. I was yelling for help and hanging on for dear life. I had my arms wrapped around it's neck. I...
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Possum3
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858
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B-17
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I've told it before, but it's one of my favourites. During WW2 the US introduced the Boeing B17 Bomber, a magnificent aeroplane with a crew of 11: Captain, Navigator, Flight engineer, Bombardier, Radio operator, Nose gunner, 2 X Waist gunners, Top turret gunner, Belly gunner, Tail gunner. The s...
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The Indian with one testicle....
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The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'.. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will k...
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aussie_paul
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931
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Grandma and Grandpa
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Definitely grey nomads. (hope I've attached it the correct way!) Regards
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hako
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Gotta just love golf!
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While golfing, I took a quick turn to avoid hitting a chuck hole, and accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very beautiful and attractive lady, who lived right there on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise, came running out of her villa and shouted, "Are you okay?" As I looked up I noticed she w...
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Possum3
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Bits and pieces
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Odd Ode No 4. The following is attributed to Giles Cholmondely-Smythe, 1870-1912, Poet, Thespian and well known soak. A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the bowel great ease, It warms the bed on a frosty night, and suffocates the fleas.
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Magnarc
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Suspicious
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What is the definition of suspicious? When your hotdog develops veins
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deverall11
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Proof they exist
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Pic did not show -- Edited by Chicken strangler on Saturday 28th of October 2017 12:16:36 PM
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Chicken strangler
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Little Johnny - Some kids are smart !!!!
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Bill Shorten fans.Not really knowing what a Shorten fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little John...
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aussie_paul
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917
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Pharmacist
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The woman asked the pharmacist, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?" "Yes," he answered. She said, "Can you get it over the counter?" "I can, if I take two," he replied.
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rockylizard
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Romantic!!!!
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aussie_paul
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922
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Kiwi
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Did you hear about the Kiwi that come to Australia ??? He thought that the Canning Stock Route, was an annual event.
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rgren2
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The Duck
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A Duck started to cross the road and a chicken said "Don't do it!" - you'll never hear the end of it.
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Makes me proud.
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archa...
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RustyD
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Jewish Sunbathers*
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A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel-Aviv. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation w...
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67HR
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Daughters text to dad...
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aussie_paul
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807
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Old Blue
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OLD BLUE We pensioned off old Blue the dog when old age got him down We sent him for company to old Grandma in the town But while Granny was elated Blue still craved the great out doors and he would roam the town exploring while old granny did the chores So it was this sunday morning Blue was fossicking...
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Cupie
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